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Originally posted by Ygrene WTF is a strand of shit?! Were these chicks on a high celery diet or something?

they might have been i don't know.

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Originally posted by AnotherWay83 and i'm not gonna take it anymore sometime back i was goin down on a chic and just as i finished and was comin back up, i noticed one tiny strand of poop (yes literally it was a STRAND of poop, about 3 millimeters in diameter) comin out of her bumhole. i was like WTF i mean i didn't say it out loud but it kinda grossed me out. last night doin this chic doggy style and i dont know why but i just started to focus on her bum instead of thinkin of random shit like i normally do while engaged in such activities, and then i saw not one but TWO strands (yes again they were strands) of poop emanating SIMULTANEOUSLY from her butt, curling up as they made their exit. they must've been about 1 cm in length by the time i noticed them and i instantly had to pull out, it was just too gross to go on. she was totally surprised and kept asking me "whats wrong? is everything OK? you can tell me ANYthing. are you OK? tell me whats wrong" i stuttered and dilly-dallied abt for a couple minutes but i couldn't get myself to tell her to go wipe her bum, i knew it would just break her heart if i did. anyway i told her "um sometimes i just can't cum" and left it at that. funny thing is just a short while earlier she was like "can i trust you? i mean can i REALLY trust you? i love anal...i really do i dont know why". at first i was like JACKPOT! but now i'm having second thoughts. has anyone had similar experiences here.

i think that you like it deep, down inside- you are just having trouble accepting it

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_-WYMBvU30&feature=youtube_gdata_player

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But the subsequent collision of fools...
Well versed in the subtle art of slavery.

just fart near her. and by near her i mean rip it big time right beside her

if all goes well and you guys laugh about it. quickly follow up "wipe your ass before we fuck plz"

problem = solved

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seUw...be_gdata_player

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But the subsequent collision of fools...
Well versed in the subtle art of slavery.

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Originally posted by r5a just fart near her. and by near her i mean rip it big time right beside her if all goes well and you guys laugh about it. quickly follow up "wipe your ass before we fuck plz" problem = solved

lol

suppose thats a solution

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It sounds like the problem isn't that she forgot to wipe, it's that she was actually crapping tiny turds while they had sex.

That's how I read it anyway. Barf.

Well, anyWAY... Now you know that females not only fart but they defecate also and apparently they do it during sex (never has happened to me) but I have to ask if this is your second time this happened to you then why did you make that Thread? Unless, you have been having fornication with ugly females.

Don't feel bad I have a few under my belt when I was young.

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But the subsequent collision of fools...
Well versed in the subtle art of slavery.

Maybe it wasn't shit. Maybe she has worms.