NO GOD DAMN WAY, IT'S FUCKING TOOMS

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she's got a great rack.

look at her, she wants to give him a blowjob in the middle of the interview. man.

lucky guy.

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Originally posted by LAdazeNYnights "despite her provocative appearance, she is a deeply christian girl" give me a fuckin' break. what a pathetic world we live in.

hater

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Originally posted by psymon.d beyond fucked up. can't blame the parents for wanting to cash in for their horrible, slag of a daughter--wouldn't want that thing knocking about my house.

gonna

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Originally posted by Omega_Blue i love it. drops out of high school, "bullied because of how she looks." bullshit. takes some fake-ass online "school" courses. no plans for college. fucking idiiot kids.

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He was in the Green Mile,
this makes him a good person.


Maybe she was 35 and he brought her back to youth, I'm sure his powers have only strengthen since the movie.

Yeah, I know this post is lame but my girlfriend just woke me up and I wrote without thinking to hard to make a funny.

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Originally posted by The17sss

OK.... how can someone watch the creepy ass awkward fake facial expressions she makes at 4:50-4:57??? What the hell?!?!?!
People must be brainwashed to think they're "in love" and everything is "pure" "natural"...

Sex doll, nothing more, nothing less. When the sex becomes shit (very soon), they will end up in a divorce.

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Originally posted by The17sss She doesn't look 16. I don't even mean she looks 18. I mean she looks 35 with plastic surgery rolling back the years.

Eh, maybe it's for the best, you know? If she looks like that at 16, what's she going to look like at 25? 35?

You've got to strike while the iron is hot. In her case, waiting until a more appropriate age might not be such an attractive option.

It's certainly a sham, but ffs people are sending her parents death threats? People need to get a grip.

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Originally posted by Arbiter Eh, maybe it's for the best, you know? If she looks like that at 16, what's she going to look like at 25? 35? You've got to strike while the iron is hot. In her case, waiting until a more appropriate age might not be such an attractive option.

I love your perspectives man... this is such a good point.