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Originally posted by jploveparade Talking with traffic lights

I once danced under traffic lights pretending im at a disco.
Im retarded

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but I don't know if I can post them, since they're not my stories... can I?

I'm curious anyhow

On E and aftershock i did 8laps of this club trying to find my girl coz a phat tune was on.... I found her... and started pulling her
(as ya do) 5 mins later I find I have bicardi Breezer thrown all over me and then I start being slapped and have my brow'peircing halfpulledout.........









....... turns out I was pullin this girl dressed almost identical to my now exgirlfriend....

My EX caught me with this other girl and chucked the B-breezer all over me and hit me etc....

then I had The girl I pulled friends going on at me,
"coz i had a girlfriend"

and my girlfriends friends going on at me.....

- not good spinnin ur tits off at all!

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Originally posted by Vanilla Pissing my name in the snow, and forgetting how to spell it halfway through, then falling through the thin ice I was standing on.

I give you a Classic Post Award (Friggin hilarious)

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Originally posted by The Lost Dog On E and aftershock i did 8laps of this club trying to find my girl coz a phat tune was on.... I found her... and started pulling her (as ya do) 5 mins later I find I have bicardi Breezer thrown all over me and then I start being slapped and have my brow'peircing halfpulledout......... ....... turns out I was pullin this girl dressed almost identical to my now exgirlfriend.... My EX caught me with this other girl and chucked the B-breezer all over me and hit me etc.... then I had The girl I pulled friends going on at me, "coz i had a girlfriend" and my girlfriends friends going on at me.....

thats legendary. Truely funny stuff there

As for me well I've already posted my most embaressing moment on here ages ago and i think i'll leave it hidden and buried but suffice to say it takes the cake easily

I'm usually pretty good on e, i just dance and get way chatty. Ah well?!

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One time I dropped with two of my friends after bar time (about 3am). Unfortunately it was a guy and girl and they were sorta together so I just left and wandered around for a while. Then when I made it home I was bored and started talking to myself in the mirror for about an hour. I needed someone to talk to, and this someone needed a name, so I picked up the first thing I saw - a Maxim magazine. I subsequently named the voice Dr. Maxim and we had a good conversation. Then I realized I was out of my head so I tried to lay down and go to sleep.

sorry if this is a little long....

i go the Indy 500 every year, and you are allowed to walk around with open container. well it was pouring rain so I am wearing a poncho over my clothes. I am walking with my 13 yr nephew drinking a beer and step out into the street to walk around a puddle and this cop motions for me to come over. as soon as he tells me to put down my beer, i knew i was f...ed. i told my family to step away or they would get popped too. he arrested me for not obeying his instructions, but the charge was public intox.

well i needed to go pee but they made me sit in the cruiser for 3 hours. and would let me out. the cop was a dickhead. so i decided to piss all over back of the cruiser. once they got me to their processing station, the guy searching me didnt have gloves on..

well the joke was one me... i didnt get released until 36 hours later..sitting in the same clothes..

my time in the holding tank and release story is pretty f;d up to..

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Originally posted by jploveparade I'm curious anyhow

These stories are sotries from mates who were on acid/xtc/ and other things. I'm taking them as true facts, but it's up to you guys: can someone stoned really behave like that?

Here's my top ten (yeah, I've got too many stories, and ironically, I've never used any drugs but alcohol).

1) Two mates from school were on acid and they both thought that wings were coming out from one of them. They were like "cool, you can fly - try!". They went outside the house: the one with wings, was jumping and waving her arms (in order to fly) - the other one, yelling "Go girl! Go girl, you can!" - but then this one stopped because she thought the world was melting...

2) Talking to the menu in a restaurant - that's a classic, hehe

3) This guy was in a motorcycle and he was on acid, (not sure about what he had taken). Suddenly, he saw (at midnight) an old lady crossing the street and he was scared because he thought he would gonna knock her down. Then, he punched the speedometer and tried to hold it (Bugs Bunny style). Needless to say he didn't stop and he didn't knock anyone down, because there wasn't nobody at all crossing the street. He fell down and spent a week in the hospital

4) Another guy had taken mushrooms in one of those raves in the woods. Suddenly, he believed he had seen a velociraptor chasing him and he ran for a couple of hours, trying to escape from that dinossaur (then, he realised he was in the middle of nowhere all alone - with no dinos, hehe).

5) Ah, this other guy walked for 3 hours at the beach after taking some Marijuana.
From 11 AM till 2 PM - then he realised he was in a neighbour city and sunburned.

6) In a private party, this guy was totally stoned and he accidentaly broke a vase in a shape of a horse. He bursted up in tears saying "THE HORSE IS DEAD, THE HORSE IS DEAD" and his mate started to cry with him saying "YOU KILLED THE HORSE, YOU'RE EVIL! YOU'RE GOING TO JAIL!" - when he said that, the guy who had broken the horse ran away affraid of the police (then people held him telling that such thing wouldn't happen).

7) On acid, he thought he was an ice tray and locked himself in his room with the air conditioner on, affraid of melting

8) On acid (another one), he thought he was a shoe and hid under the bed affraid of someone wearing him - auch, it must hurt

9) Last, but not least: Some guy had taken belladona tea and didn't come back to reality (that's possible). He was having lunch with his mother and after he had eaten (almost) everything, she asked him:
"Son, what about the steak? You didn't touch it"
He got the stake, folded it, put it on his pocket and left the room

10) This girl thought that some VW beetle on the street was Herbie and started to talk with him and laughing at his jokes (!?). It wouldn't be too strange, if she had not asked everyone who was passing by to join their conversation

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Help I'm falling out of my chair

muhahaha! priceless!

Alcohol -

-Passed out on a chick while dancing.
-Got with a fat chick [the horror ]
-Pissed all over people's cars, yards, etc.
-Got hammered, ate some carnival food, woke up at 3 AM and took the most disgusting shit of my life in the middle of camp. Couldn't get my pants off in time, so it was all over my leg, the ground, my pants, etc. Horrible.

I just act silly on weed. But booze makes some shit go down that you wish you could forget.

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Originally posted by Devbert Alcohol - -Passed out on a chick while dancing. -Got with a fat chick [the horror ] -Pissed all over people's cars, yards, etc. -Got hammered, ate some carnival food, woke up at 3 AM and took the most disgusting shit of my life in the middle of camp. Couldn't get my pants off in time, so it was all over my leg, the ground, my pants, etc. Horrible. I just act silly on weed. But booze makes some shit go down that you wish you could forget.

hehe, I wish I had seen the expression on the girl's face when you passed out...

God, I added that top ten and I realised I had forgotten my all-time favourite:

There was an acid junkie (not the TA!) and his hobby was taking school exams on acid. One day, he was waving his arm and hugging his desk totally desperate. In the end people asked him what the heck he was doing
Answer: "The letters were trying to run away, bro! I tryed to hold them, but they kept falling off from my desk!"
Another day he claimed that he had done only the questions that were blinking in his test... can you guys imagine what it feels like to take an exam and realise that the letters are blinking!?

He knew it was because of the acid... and that's why he kept using it

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