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Originally posted by Adam420 Haha. I remember when we were kids, one of our friends was known to have a bent penis. So funny. He was lucky that he could pretty much kick anybody's ass that was his age though. Otherwise he would have never stopped hearing about it.

i would have been happy that you showed so much interest in my swollen and bent appendage.

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Originally posted by EddieZilker Oh, preese, so sorree for intorrerance fwum esss russer. He maka fun of you because you tarking in racial stereotype. I aporogize for heem. He not know how behave. Preeze accept aporogee. Ching chang chow yun fat, Mr. Roboto.

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Originally posted by shaw Probably pretty easy for him to get a bit cocky, after this idea.

Durr hurr

we have a full body pillow. it's pretty awesome.

you guys must have awkward looking dicks if your tip is the only thing that's bended by the forces of gravity. just sayin'

This thread is now about dick shapes.

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Originally posted by Zyklon_Jay i would have been happy that you showed so much interest in my swollen and bent appendage.

LMAO. It did in fact look swollen too

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Originally posted by SYSTEM-J Levels is...decent...damn better than a lot of the shite dominating the charts at the moment. It sounds absolutely nothing like...a billion and one similar tracks in this big-room style. I always had a soft spot.

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Originally posted by shaw This thread is now about dick shapes.

http://www.prostate-massage-and-hea...bent-penis.html

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Originally posted by SYSTEM-J Levels is...decent...damn better than a lot of the shite dominating the charts at the moment. It sounds absolutely nothing like...a billion and one similar tracks in this big-room style. I always had a soft spot.

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Originally posted by Zyklon_Jay Does it come in black?

LOL'd

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Originally posted by Adam420 LMAO. It did in fact look swollen too

you just admitted to looking and thinking about cocks twice now in the thread. Want to go the next step? I'm uncircumcised.

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Originally posted by EddieZilker Oh, preese, so sorree for intorrerance fwum esss russer. He maka fun of you because you tarking in racial stereotype. I aporogize for heem. He not know how behave. Preeze accept aporogee. Ching chang chow yun fat, Mr. Roboto.

and i don't have upward erections, i like to call what i have "hang time".

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Originally posted by EddieZilker Oh, preese, so sorree for intorrerance fwum esss russer. He maka fun of you because you tarking in racial stereotype. I aporogize for heem. He not know how behave. Preeze accept aporogee. Ching chang chow yun fat, Mr. Roboto.