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my old stuff, not quite up to snuff - but I still dig it - UPDATED 9/23/2012

Microsoft Certified Engineer my ass. How's the short lease on that GT R btw? Have you returned it to the dealer yet?

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Originally posted by srussell0018 Microsoft Certified Engineer my ass. How's the short lease on that GT R btw? Have you returned it to the dealer yet?

Task tsssk tsssk... Still jelly.... And following my every step...how sad.

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By step do you mean copying threads that were already created days ago?

I prefer Diwali to Halloween anyways

The fact that it makes your little black heart flutter in hatred and misery of your own failures, seeing that retarded face of yours in the mirror each day... Is good enough enough... Seeing you stalk me - quite enjoyable, tbh. I never had a psycho stalker until you slithered along. It's like having a retarded imaginary friend - amusing, yet a guilty pleasure which can't be resisted.

Thanks dawg.

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Delusions of grandeur. You don't affect anybody's life. The first step to not being an unbelievably unfunny d-bag is realizing that. I wish you well.


So when you were getting that Microsoft engineer certification, they didn't go over re-sizing or rotating images using HTML? Seems like a pretty narrow certification. Usually if you're in a more advanced position as you claim to be, you would have a clue about the very basics of computer usage and programming languages. Also nice job carving outside of the lines you drew on the pumpkin. By Microsoft certified Engineer did you mean you work in a call center doing tech support?

So when does your rental on that GT-R end?

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All done.






These are the ones I did. A sugar skull and Hannibal lantern.

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Originally posted by srussell0018 Delusions of grandeur.

No, it's actually pointing out how insignificant you are. Amoeba is grander and more useful than you'll ever be.

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You don't affect anybody's life.

Well, you seem to be quite worked up...

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The first step to not being an unbelievably unfunny d-bag is realizing that.

Bit hypocritical of u to dispense advise u don't heed yourself.

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I wish you well.

I wish you a colon cancer. And then, after months of torturous treatment, a recovery! Yeah. And then, as u are coming out of the treatment center, you exploding like a rotten meatbag that you are, when an 18 wheeler slams right into your recovered ass full speed.

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So when you were getting that Microsoft engineer certification, they didn't go over re-sizing or rotating images using HTML?

No, fucktard. I made it this way so you could see all the little details to nitpick on. Or it could be that if you'd check exif, you'd see it was uploaded from a phone to twitpick, twit. Glad your butthurt is so powerful, tho. At least u know how to spell HTML. U must be a CCIE

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Seems like a pretty narrow certification. Usually if you're in a more advanced position as you claim to be, you would have a clue about the very basics of computer usage and programming languages.

Ur deduction skills woul make Sherlock shit brix. Or at least hit you with one.

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Also nice job carving outside of the lines you drew on the pumpkin.

No, I drew them on afterward, on purpose. Where is your masterpiece? Oh that's right, if your hands didn't grow out of your ass, you'd actually be capable of something useful, like starting small by carving your veins.

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By Microsoft certified Engineer did you mean you work in a call center doing tech support?

Well, if you and other retards like you picked up a book and bothered to learn how to properly design and configure a simple DAG with an F5 LTM cluster, servicing a CAS/HT array more diligently than yo momma, btw, I then wouldnt have to... And COULD do something more interesting... Until that time, I guess that's what is on the table. How's that unemployment check working out for you, champ?

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So when does your rental on that GT-R end?

I'll keep it as long as it keeps u jelly and green with envy. That's a kind of perk money can't buy, Rusty.

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^^ An awful lot of caring going on above.

You bit so easily, man. My god

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Originally posted by Sushipunk ^^ An awful lot of caring going on above. You bit so easily, man. My god

Those taco shits bring out the kindness in me. Someone has to point out the obvious. Might as well be me, if no one else is up to it. It's my way of giving back to zilches, help them see the light, if you will.

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I'd put IMG tags on this if I could, but stu would probably ban me.

NSFW Clicky

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Originally posted by aquila I'd put IMG tags on this if I could, but stu would probably ban me. NSFW Clicky

Damn, that is really well done

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