Registered: Mar 2002
Location: Sweden - Gothenburg
If you guys liked that, then you should be more on the IRC, quotes similar to those come up on my Chan ( #olleman on QuakeNet (irc.quakenet.org)) Come and take a look
When we are alive, then you can have a laugh DANG!
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Aug-28-2002 21:22
Fresh
Whose Discotek Is This?
Registered: Apr 2002
Location: UK
quote:
BeHeMoTh101 : dude, this one time in school i was looking at this advertisement to a christian club
BeHeMoTh101 : and on the poster it said "who carries your load? jesus does."
BeHeMoTh101 : and i was like, wtf, it's the scrotum
Hehe
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Aug-29-2002 00:09
Sarcoman
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Registered: Oct 2001
Location: Toronto (Mississauga)
Re: Funniest IRC quotes, EVER , a must read
quote:
Originally posted by Powell
(4) wb ta np
<@antix> why does everyone talk in two letters these days... dk because our society promotes slothenly behaviour
<@antix> ok
(6) HOW THE [censored] CAN YOU TELL THAT I'M 13 BY LOOKING AT WHAT I'M
WRITEING?????????????????????????????????????????????????????
(7) The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?
(25) Man i was surfin porn and like "normal" surfin at the same time, so my mom comes in and i quick as hell tab down the porn. So now im looking at a SWAT vest and an Mp5 submachinegun trying to hide the giant penis in my pants. Then all of a sudden this realy gay male voice speaks out realy loud goin "i want to suck your big dick ans swallow your hot sperm" then like 100 popups open up all consisting of hardcore fetish gayporn. man my mom started crying and now she thinks im gay... it owns
(28) I swear to god i must be the only true optimist left on the planet.
(46)
<@brosie > you know what sucks
<@brosie > when you shave your ballsack
<@brosie > and then get diarrhea
<@brosie > and some of the poo gets in a cut you didn't know was there
<@brosie > and you get gangrene
<@brosie > in your nuts
ROFL
I like these best
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Aug-29-2002 01:09
PortoB
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Registered: Jul 2002
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