Don't buy condoms, have an abortion.

condoms are for sailors....

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Originally posted by darouge11 condoms are for sailors....

Err no, they just pull out brah...

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Originally posted by prolikewhoa me too! i was about to post them but you beat me to it.

Ya betta call me . . .

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Silly Canadians and their floppy heads....

i was hoping you would be talking about how boring it is to bother buying condoms and actually putting them on, but no, you have this pussy problem

condoms are so annoying, i just like to go straight inside

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Originally posted by VAR Ya betta call me . . .

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philippe - In MEXICO says: ur the most clever pothead i know philippe - In MEXICO says: u deserve a fucking medal

That's just VAR. It's best to just ignore.

someone needs to write up a cOr style guide, complete with a listing of alts, who to ignore, and a list of thread topics that have already been done to death.

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philippe - In MEXICO says: ur the most clever pothead i know philippe - In MEXICO says: u deserve a fucking medal

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Originally posted by BTG Now I'm not ultra embarrassed about buying them when I do, but usually when I buy them, it's at a Shoppers Drug Mart (a big pharmacy in Canada), which is usually populated by old women. So I go to the store today, and I try and pick out the least conspicuous brand I could find, due to most packs having a picture of a huge condom on the front packaging and I can only imagin what some of the old ladies and cashiers (usually old ladies too) are thinking. I bring these to the counter and of course, there's a line of old ladies. Thinking everything should go smoothly, I proceed to checkout. The guy scans it and it beeps "Product/Sku not found". tries acouple more times, and no luck. He calls for a supervisor and at that point the old ladies behind me slightly groan and sigh. "Stupid old ladies" I thought, as I prpared for the slight embarrasment I'm about to face. The supervisor gets to the front and asks me "Ok, so what are these? Condoms?" "Yes -_-" Ok follow me. So at this point I'm shopping for condoms with the supervisor of a shoppers drug mart, and my plan to get in and get out without drawing any attention has been completely foiled. I get back to the counter after selecting another package of condoms with the supervisor, and he says "Yeah, the condoms you grabbed were an older sku, we don't sell those ones anymore...but these ones are just as good so don't worry." So moral of the story is, don't buy condoms.

Christ you fail at life.

You cannot get your dog pregnant btw.

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Originally posted by Lunar Phase 7 Christ you fail at life. You cannot get your dog pregnant btw.

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Originally posted by Lunar Phase 7 Christ you fail at life. You cannot get your dog pregnant btw.

lol, I can always expect reactions like these from people on the boards.

This is a small discomfort I have because of the old ladies, but since I decided to share my slightly comical story with you (which points out another flaw I have), I have been deemed unfit for human existence.

If more people took time to poke fun at themselves on the internet, the cor would be in a much more entertaining state, but instead, the majority of you would prefer to protect your internet persona so that other internet people could say "man that guy IS cool", but in reality, as long as your mom thinks you're cool, you're doing alright.