Anonymous asked: "i cant find my mans penis anywhere!!! he says he might have dropped it somewhere but we dont know where and i cant afford to buy him a new one! what do i do"
stay calm. penises are very sensitive to light. first you want to retrace your steps. where did you last see the penis? look in dark places such as a closet or under a bed. it’s probably scared and confused so you may need to reassure it once found.
Nov-10-2011 02:11
Silky Johnson
International Playa Hater
Registered: Nov 2003
Location:
quote:
Originally posted by Banora
Must. have. Nyan-cat. shirt.
Yes.
Nov-10-2011 02:29
denys envy
no scratch, no snatch...
Registered: Mar 2004
Location: falLAcy, CA
quote:
Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
It's a goiter, you insensitive prick.
don't give a fuck what it is. would make love to it any damn day. so sexy.
edit: and i just read up on what a goiter (alternatively goitre) is... and that's not it, at all. goitre just sounds painful -
"A goitre or goiter (Latin gutteria, struma), is a swelling in the thyroid gland,[1] which can lead to a swelling of the neck or larynx (voice box). Goitre rarely occurs when the thyroid gland is functioning properly.
Worldwide, over 90% cases of goitre are caused by iodine deficiency.[2]"
Nov-10-2011 04:02
aquila
Supreme Pantsaddict
Registered: Feb 2005
Location: Mayfair
quote:
Originally posted by Banora
Must. have. Nyan-cat. shirt.
Yes.
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Nov-10-2011 10:54
Redd
decent idiot
Registered: Feb 2003
Location: Tønsberg
she gets a lot of hate, but I like her
and I definitely would
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Klangkarussell - Sternenkinder
Nov-10-2011 11:06
VAR
Suspended User
Registered: Mar 2006
Location: 8==D~
quote:
Originally posted by denys envy
don't give a fuck what it is. would make love to it any damn day. so sexy.
edit: and i just read up on what a goiter (alternatively goitre) is... and that's not it, at all. goitre just sounds painful -
"A goitre or goiter (Latin gutteria, struma), is a swelling in the thyroid gland,[1] which can lead to a swelling of the neck or larynx (voice box). Goitre rarely occurs when the thyroid gland is functioning properly.
Worldwide, over 90% cases of goitre are caused by iodine deficiency.[2]"
LOL
should've trolled your ass, if i knew it was this easy
damn
/tips hat to Hal
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Nov-10-2011 11:09
Spam
OMG Hai2U!
Registered: Dec 2004
Location: Mississauga, Ontario
quote:
Originally posted by Redd
she gets a lot of hate, but I like her
and I definitely would
I've seen a bunch of her videos. Most were at least mildly entertaining.
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Captain Planet is gey.
Water, Fire, Earth, Wind, Heart???
These forces are supposed to combine to create Captain Planet?
Bullshit.
Those forces combine to create a soaking, boiling mudstorm on Valentine's Day.
Nov-10-2011 11:23
shaw
RIP
Registered: Jan 2005
Location: Intergalactic Mimosa Station
Isn't this the girl who did the 'how to do make yourself not ugly' makeup video?
