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| quote: | Originally posted by Looney4Clooney
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I can be a dick. But can we at least agree that I say things in a way that is funny ? I don't want anyone to get hurt. If someone is truly upset by things I say, well I really don't want that to happen. I can , have been repeatedly a cockmuncher of the highest order. But it is my way about which i am a cockmuncher that just makes it fun. You will never see me just flat out say go fuck yourself, unless it is in a way that is so unexpected that the joke is the actual taunt. I think Eddie, the resident scholar would vouch perhaps not for my grammar but when i insult people, i do so in a way that shows I care. My insults are all personalized and hand crafted. I think this is what matters. |
Precisely. There's no real hate behind it. Honestly, I've been the brunt of far worse on this board. It's next to useless to hold a grudge against someone just because they think you're wrong and have a pointed way of making known how wrong you are. You're faced with three options for success in these matters.
1. If you're wrong, fess up to being wrong. Don't hang onto being wrong as though your life depends on it. Fess up to being wrong and show that you genuinely want to be right.
2. If you're right, be right. Prove that you're right. Be a bigger dick than the guy you know is wrong, but the bottom line is that you still have to prove that you're right.
3. Be the DJRYAN. Here, you get the best of both worlds. You have achieved the perfect nirvana of being both excruciatingly wrong but carrying on as though you're perfectly right and everyone else is wrong. Don't give a shit enough to actually prove anyone wrong. Just have the balls to be completely wrong in the faces of all the right people. At least you'll get noticed.
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