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| quote: | Originally posted by ChemEnhanced
Thanksgiving real does give you a true idea of what an american is.
You sit around all day ignoring your family while you watch football and then you gorge yourself on food. After that you go shopping for stuff you don't need and put it on credit cards you can't afford. |
Because as cultures go, ours is more fucked up than any other, throughout the rest of the world? That's why Thanksgiving is so ironic? Because of some stereotype you have about Americans being fat, dysfunctional, binge-shopping malcontents? I can see you thought this out really well.
IF THIS IS WHAT THEY TEACH YOU IN THAT FUCKING UNIVERSITY I'M SPENDING $40,000 PER YEAR ON, YOU CAN GO TO COMMUNITY COLLEGE DOWN THE STREET AFTER YOU'VE REESTABLISHED RESIDENCE STATUS!!
Now your fucking mother's crying!
*slams plate on table and leaves*
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Now with extra singles!
my old stuff, not quite up to snuff - but I still dig it - UPDATED 9/23/2012
Last edited by EddieZilker on Nov-24-2011 at 19:14
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