thats all

oh. well yes, i did not know that.

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Originally posted by tubularbills I've made the switch to coconut milk. It's pretty awesome.

coconut is the most delicious mammal

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy So I work with a guy with one arm. He`s an Indian fellow from Bangladesh. Today I finally worked up the balls to ask him about his arm. HE told me something crazy. In Bangladesh they drink milk from the tiger, tiger`s milk. It`s one of the many odd but amazing delicacies of his people. SO this guy took an ad in the paper for work while he lived there to produce tigers milk. When he showed up, he was given a jugg and was directed towards the tiger in the jungle which he was told was drugged and asleep. As he began milking it the tiger awoke. he lost his arm. Insane! the guy escaped to Canada and now has two kids.

Lol, he trolled you hard, Eric. Nobody drinks fucking tiger milk. Have you tried cat milk? It's fucking disgusting, and I doubt milk from a cat from the Panthera lineage would be any better. Think beef vs. venison, only grosser. And he gets attacked by a tiger in India and the tiger chases him all the way to Canada? Yeah right.

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I dunno man, these Cambodian chicks told me some crazy stories. One of them had scars all over her arms cause when she was a baby, the witch doctor or whatever the fuck cut her to protect her from evil spirits or something. Tiger milk is some weird aphrodisiac that they think gives them power.

And not just the milk!

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In traditional Chinese medicine, a tiger penis is said to have important therapeutic properties.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiger_penis

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Originally posted by Miss Pie I dunno man, these Cambodian chicks told me some crazy stories. One of them had scars all over her arms cause when she was a baby, the witch doctor or whatever the fuck cut her to protect her from evil spirits or something. Tiger milk is some weird aphrodisiac that they think gives them power.

What has scars on her arms from a crazy bush man witch doctor has anything to do with tiger milk?

Plus Cambodia is fucking wild bush country compared to India. India has books and streets and some of the biggest cities in the world, Cambodia has jungle. And tigers.

Anyway, I bet you he's just a scam artist and he's trying to get you interested in buying the stuff, and of course he might have a guy, and blablabla 500 bucks later and you have a milk carton of 80/20 elephant semen and Sunny D.

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No, you're wrong.

Male tigers.

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I read last week that there are only like 2,000-3,000 tigers left in the wild in the world. Tigers should be left the fuck alone, that's for sure.

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Originally posted by SYSTEM-J Levels is...decent...damn better than a lot of the shite dominating the charts at the moment. It sounds absolutely nothing like...a billion and one similar tracks in this big-room style. I always had a soft spot.

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Originally posted by Miss Pie No, you're wrong.

Dude, seriously. The fucking cambodians have been pulling that scam here in Norway for years.

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