nah i think as you get older you get much much more pickier. you cant just bang any slut, the girls you bang are a reflection of yourself.
but what the fuck do i know, I still bang 21 yr olds
May-05-2012 15:53
Silky Johnson
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May-05-2012 15:53
Halcyon+On+On
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Location: midcoast
quote:
Originally posted by Intellekshual
Men are plagued with an embarrassing surplus of gelatinous nectar and, for the majority of their lives, try to dispose of it as gallantly as they possibly can.
Generally speaking, any pussy would do and any time is pussy-a-clock.
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May-05-2012 15:54
Silky Johnson
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I think if I was a guy, I'd probably pick fat chicks over crazy ones. There's something so pathetic and desperate about easy chicks with daddy issues, regardless of how hot they are. Even fat chicks make you work for their pussy. And they don't cry when you reject them, they eat cake.
May-05-2012 15:54
Vivid Boy
TA's GodFather
Registered: Sep 2001
Location: T.O
quote:
Originally posted by chris1011
Very true. Tho that would kinda be a short self-esteem boost. Maybe they would feel bad enough to say "man I gotta change my body". Maybe you'd be doing her a favour.
Not likely though
nah fat chicks dont change if theyve always been fat. if they were once a hot chick and got the attention for it and then turned fat. there is a good chance theyll find that motivation in order to get that attention again.
But if the girl has always been a fat slut, she doesnt know any different.
May-05-2012 15:55
Blake
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Location: Hilo, Hawaii
Re: How low are your standards?
I can't be the only one who looked at the thread title, and assumed that he OP was AnotherWay83.
Registered: Oct 2011
Location: Ici William Bumbray du service de police de la communauté urbaine de Montréal Esti.
Naw it's college grade shit...no fun in that, plus you know their cunts haved been smashed in more than sonny bono's head. I'm not necessarily saying that one night stands or first night fucks are whores (well yeah mostly), it's just that it is hard to respect them...at least as a possible relationship mate. Have some cooter pride ladies, because a lot of you give that shit up so easy I'm starting to think I'll never find a wife. Always the bridesmaid, never the bride.
*strips naked and asks jenny to fuck him while asking her to call herself mom*
May-05-2012 15:59
Silky Johnson
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You're doing it wrong, Jay. You're not supposed to cry or talk about your mommy issues until AFTER I reject you. Because that will make me want you more, you see.
May-05-2012 16:02
Vivid Boy
TA's GodFather
Registered: Sep 2001
Location: T.O
agreed! dude nothing makes me laugh harder then banging some girl at a bar then addingher to facebook and reading her holier then thou status updates. for example "Omg, have you ever really listened to the lyrics of pumped up kicks?! its disgusting and I wont ever listen to it again, I know cant eat lunch cause im nauseas bye." and im like that disgusts you???? not having the hose i piss out of in the hole you poop out of while i had your ponytail wrapped around my fist drilling your head into the headboard of the bed????
May-05-2012 16:02
zyklon-jay
The Real Henry Hill
Registered: Oct 2011
Location: Ici William Bumbray du service de police de la communauté urbaine de Montréal Esti.
if she was really fat i'd probably start throwing loose change into her eyes.
May-05-2012 16:03
[N]űk|ęű[Z]
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Registered: Sep 2001
Location: Where Angelz Fear To Tread.
i recently had a girl stay at my house for 3 weeks.. shes from canada. we have been friends for about 2 years.. and i know shes in love with me.
before she arrived we joked about how i was gonna ruin her fanny. but when she arrived i realised that doing any sexytime with her would be wrong as it would wreck her head. plus also im not attracted to her at all, and she is fat.
after a few days we were in bed, and she starts waggling the joystick.. and i dont know what to do about it... so i end up rammsteining it... and did it 2 more times.. but i didnt want to.
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