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Originally posted by LoveHate unless she was a prostitute

LOL.

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I once used a great line on a prostitute. I was in Ibiza, San Antonio, just coming from judgement sundays trying to get to my hotel room and I ended up in wrong alley. This fat black prostitute came to me from behind and put her hands in my pockets and squeezed my balls and said: "Hey sugar, wanna have sex?" On which I replied: "Yes, but not with you."

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Originally posted by AnotherWay83 so as i was leaving this chic's place she asked me, "you got everything, right?" to which i replied, "no. how could i have everything when i'm leaving you behind?"

Any girl falling for a line like this is probably 14 years old.

Where'd you get your skills, brah? The Fresh Prince?

I'll use it, she'll think it's really sweet probably.

You can use this one too next time you meet a girl who works at the airport check-in desk and is going to be working at the time you fly out:

Her: "Haha really? I might check you in."

You: "You won't be checkin' me in, you'll be checkin' me out"

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Originally posted by BTG yah. maybe not a virgin, but i bet he's paying for really ugly fat bitches.

Fixed that for you.

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Originally posted by FuzzQi I'll use it, she'll think it's really sweet probably. You can use this one too next time you meet a girl who works at the airport check-in desk and is going to be working at the time you fly out: Her: "Haha really? I might check you in." You: "You won't be checkin' me in, you'll be checkin' me out"

Or if you are like dating a felon, you can tell them their beauty is criminal. Or if she is an astraunot, the next time she goes into space, you can call and tell her she is out of this world.

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Mad For Brad's gay little contest

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Originally posted by Looney4Clooney i once called a girl something along the line of my dirty little slut while we were engaging in sexual activity to which she stopped and demanded an apology. I felt my creativity was being stifled and that given the climate what i had said was totally acceptable and said in a way that was not chauvinistic or mean. I mean you had to be there. I could of apologized and continued but my integrity felt otherwise. I put my pants on and stole the bottle of wine. One liners are for dumb-asses that try to nail retards.

Come on you looser, we all know you didn't do anything of the sort.

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Originally posted by LAdazeNYnights How much did this 'chic' cost?

250$ for a handjob

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Originally posted by Euforix 250$?!?! For that price it's should be done with a golden glove.

I imagine that would be a little uncomfortable.

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Bullshit.
Those forces combine to create a soaking, boiling mudstorm on Valentine's Day.