Serious lack of booze in the 1st and soon to happen second date. Problem is the media has girls convinced all guys are axe murderers, rapists, cheaters, scum and scoundrels in general. When you're not meeting a girl through a casual trusted friend then you have 2 options to get in the pants assuming she's not a hoe. Spend several dates and much effort proving that you're a good guy and then going for it. Or, booze it up so she doesn't care if you're a good guy, then she'll figure you're legit later on down the road and you don't deal with blueballs while that happens.

Summed up imo add booze before, during or after the movie and raise the goal up to dick in vag instead of skin to skin. Unless you're actually in junior high as previously speculated in which case enjoy the heavy petting you wildcat you.

So, just to be clear:

Rapist or ax-murderer - NOT OK!

Manipulatively subverting her self-awareness with alcohol because you feel she's been unduly influenced by mainstream media to repress her natural sexuality - OK!.

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I'm going on the assumption that he is a good guy and therefore booze is just an avenue to take care of the blue balls while she gradually realizes it. Not attending to the blue balls could actually ruin it for him. Perhaps this girl could be his future wife but in his 1 step at a time date process she sees him as twitchy and irritable and bounces altogether before relieving him of his built up devil seed.

But yes your summary is quite accurate.

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Originally posted by GGM Serious lack of booze in the 1st and soon to happen second date. Summed up imo add booze before, during or after the movie and raise the goal up to dick in vag instead of skin to skin.

good point.... don't get wasted though lol... just enough to let the shit loose.

but kuddos overall

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Originally posted by Serial Killer just enough to let the shit loose.

It's common courtesy to ask if she's into that first.

Thread title made me think of Always Sunny...

Good for you Charlie!

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Originally posted by GGM Serious lack of booze in the 1st and soon to happen second date. Problem is the media has girls convinced all guys are axe murderers, rapists, cheaters, scum and scoundrels in general. When you're not meeting a girl through a casual trusted friend then you have 2 options to get in the pants assuming she's not a hoe. Spend several dates and much effort proving that you're a good guy and then going for it. Or, booze it up so she doesn't care if you're a good guy, then she'll figure you're legit later on down the road and you don't deal with blueballs while that happens. Summed up imo add booze before, during or after the movie and raise the goal up to dick in vag instead of skin to skin. Unless you're actually in junior high as previously speculated in which case enjoy the heavy petting you wildcat you.

sex is the only thing that matters?

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Originally posted by jonmitz sex is the only thing that matters?

Not at all, but it sounds like he's got everything else covered (getting to know her, having fun, learning history, verifying compatibility etc etc...).

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On It's common courtesy to ask if she's into that first.

There is the "oops I slipped" or "my bad, it's real dark in here" approach. But highly not recommended...

lame.

if you didn't hit it on the first date, you failed. i'm sorry, better luck next time.

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Originally posted by jonmitz sex is the only thing that matters?

what else is there?