Our cat is about 5 and will bring a ball back to you just like a dog would. :3

Stupid owners make for stupid pets.

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Originally posted by Ted Promo I've trained my cats to knead my groin until I get MASSIVE boners.

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Originally posted by citric_acid this kid has too much time on his hands...

Anyone notice the lazy cat at 40 seconds?

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy I hate people who say "cats are independent" Can they open the fuckin door on their own? no. Can They make their own food? No. they're just assholes. Thats the difference.

This cracked me up. Very true. I remember a quote by Terry Pratchett (I think) that went to the effect of "Cats often give the impression they are only tolerating their human owners until someone invents a paw-operated can opener".

And I love all the people in this thread talking with complete confidence about a subject where they have clearly consulted no scientific research whatsoever.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On Our cat is about 5 and will bring a ball back to you just like a dog would. :3 Stupid owners make for stupid pets.

Well you trained him in someway i guess i was considering both animals wild.

I prefer cats i've had a cat when i was a child and... a duck. But dogs are loyal and surely you can have more fun with them, kittens might be funny and manageable, adult cats simply don't give a fuck about you as long as their food is guaranted. Not to mention that dogs can be useful as keepers for sheeps for example, guards of your house... while a cat if a burglar comes in probably would hide behind the closet.

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Originally posted by Seandroid Cats are actually too smart to train lol. The problem with cats is they're independent. Dogs just love you and are loyal but they're less intelligent.

hurrdurr

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Originally posted by OrangestO This isn't about physics, this is about waves.

Dogs are clearly smarter because they poop in the grass instead of in boxes because it's fertilizing the soil and is good for the environment.

Case closed.

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Originally posted by OrangestO This isn't about physics, this is about waves.

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Originally posted by Rodri Santos Just think pick a 5 year old dog and a cat, throw a ball. The dog will run to the ball and maybe come with it, the cat will take a shit on your shoes.

I have a cat that fetches actually

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Originally posted by SYSTEM-J This cracked me up. Very true. I remember a quote by Terry Pratchett (I think) that went to the effect of "Cats often give the impression they are only tolerating their human owners until someone invents a paw-operated can opener". And I love all the people in this thread talking with complete confidence about a subject where they have clearly consulted no scientific research whatsoever.

Bitch, I read the entire Wikipedia page on cats.

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i stopped reading when one of you idiots said that cats are too smart to be trained, therefor they're smarter than dogs and then another one of you idiots said that dogs and cats are equally smart.

idiots.

lolwat, srsly

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