What happens, this Friday?
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| NO END: the greatest release of Concressed Change probably since the birth of the Universe (as human civilization evolves beyond monotheism, sexism, and dominator culture). |
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2 |
5.41% |
| NO END: Biblical rapture, but the meek shall inherit, yada, yada |
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0 |
0% |
| NO END: Status Quo |
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8 |
21.62% |
| NO END: Predicted End of the World pushed back to August 26th, 2015 |
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3 |
8.11% |
| NO END: Waiting to hear back on my application with three local bands of post-apocalyptic maurauders who pillage for foods, gas, and water. |
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1 |
2.70% |
| NO END: Rats and cockroaches sole survivors of cataclyssmic event. |
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0 |
0% |
| NO END: Zombies and a steady diet of brains, ahead |
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1 |
2.70% |
| NO END: I FUCKING BLEW MY RENT MONEY ON HOOKERS AND BLOW!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!! |
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8 |
21.62% |
| ENDS: Commet/Asteroid - Bruce Willis reports mission failure just minutes before impact |
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0 |
0% |
| ENDS: Global Warming |
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1 |
2.70% |
| ENDS: Pole shift collapses Earths magnetic field triggering a massive Electro Magnetic Pulse that causes failure in multiple power systems essential to human survival. People capable of surviving are so sparsely populated that the gene pool becomes proliferated by inbred, paranoid assholes who wind up killing each other fifty years, later. |
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4 |
10.81% |
| ENDS: Lunar Orbit halted mysteriously and moon drifts slowly towards Earth. |
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1 |
2.70% |
| ENDS: Biblical, four horsemen, all medieval n' shit |
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4 |
10.81% |
| ENDS: Nuclear conflagration |
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0 |
0% |
| ENDS: Bald neurotic, trapped in an underground layer, forgets to press button |
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3 |
8.11% |
| ENDS: Not with a bang but a whimper |
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1 |
2.70% |
| Total: |
37 votes |
100% |
