quote: | Originally posted by OrangestO
Yea especially if they do everything for you and all you have to do in return is spread your legs.
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Holy shit, man. Let it go. I got my wife some flowers for Valentine's Day and suddenly you know all there is about us! You're steadily approaching ass tampon status with the pains you put yourself through to divine some kind of knowledge about Selma and I's relationship.
Do you host little puppet shows starring us to work out all your frustrations in not personally knowing Selma and I? Do you find yourself often daydreaming about our day-to-day lives, wondering what it would be like to even know us? Now the husband walks up the steps *doo-doo-doo-dooo* *creak* "Hi, honey- I'm home!" Oh hello, my beautiful husband, how was your day at work?" "Oh, everything was just peachy, I got a raise so I bought you these flowe- NO MOM WAS NEVER LIKE THIS SHE JUST WASNT THIS HAPPY WHY CANT I HAVE HER AIGHHHHhh I'm SO STUPID I'M SO STUPID STUPID STUPID SHE WAS RIGHT *beats self with crude doll and then jerks off until he passes out*
Last edited by Halcyon+On+On on Mar-06-2013 at 17:20
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