Yes. You and whoever you're engaged to are going to divorce eventually. I would put some money on that.

What makes married life so different than any other committed relationship life? I feel like the only married people who say bullshit like that are the ones who had shotgun weddings/short engagements.

Oh wait.

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Originally posted by srussell0018 Do you really feel entitled to comment on the marriage of two people you don't even know?

On a forum where they both participate and love to include there business, yes.

Are you butthurt about this, as well?

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Originally posted by OrangestO Yea especially if they do everything for you and all you have to do in return is spread your legs. So great.

Holy shit, man. Let it go. I got my wife some flowers for Valentine's Day and suddenly you know all there is about us! You're steadily approaching ass tampon status with the pains you put yourself through to divine some kind of knowledge about Selma and I's relationship.

Do you host little puppet shows starring us to work out all your frustrations in not personally knowing Selma and I? Do you find yourself often daydreaming about our day-to-day lives, wondering what it would be like to even know us? Now the husband walks up the steps *doo-doo-doo-dooo* *creak* "Hi, honey- I'm home!" Oh hello, my beautiful husband, how was your day at work?" "Oh, everything was just peachy, I got a raise so I bought you these flowe- NO MOM WAS NEVER LIKE THIS SHE JUST WASNT THIS HAPPY WHY CANT I HAVE HER AIGHHHHhh I'm SO STUPID I'M SO STUPID STUPID STUPID SHE WAS RIGHT *beats self with crude doll and then jerks off until he passes out*

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Oh I see. Married life means you will have someone to defend you on an internet forum, uncinditonally, for life. Or divorce. Heh.

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Originally posted by Marcus Summers If you don't want any of this, you are a genetic dead end and therefore useless.

Kill yourself.

Can't Hal and Selma see that their marriage is tearing this forum apart??!!

"He's my hero."

*swooooon*

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