soi allergico a sopa de mariscos

= I'm allergic to crustaceans..

quera una muestra de su orina

= can i have a bottle of urine

these are the only two phrases i know, but they give very nice reactions when you ask it in a bar, haha

greetz

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whats the spanish for "can I have a plate of herpes?"
Ian might be wanting some

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Originally posted by Maaz hehe, by the way, ferrycorstenfan, has the girl in your avatar got a face? What does she look like? Finally, are those real!? They're huge

I dunno if she has a face It was on skysports site during the world cup & I liked it so I shrunk it into an av, tho I'd say they're real enough


And Az.. dont need herpes mate, I hear theres a better deal on syphillis

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Originally posted by {b.s.e.} yo qiro taco bell.

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Originally posted by plastikE -La vaca dice 'moooooo'.

a cow says "mooooo"?!?!? wtf?!?!

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"chupa mi verga puta"

suck my dick bitch.

"hola me llamo juan, donde esta el tocador?"

hi my name is juan, where is the toilet?

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"When your spirit is floating down that tunnel towards the light, you know what's behind the light? It's not God, it's me. And im gonna kick your poncey soul all the way back down the tunnel till you choke on your own fucked up ribs. NOW, wake the fuck up!"

go to www.altavista.com and translate you lazy ass

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"When your spirit is floating down that tunnel towards the light, you know what's behind the light? It's not God, it's me. And im gonna kick your poncey soul all the way back down the tunnel till you choke on your own fucked up ribs. NOW, wake the fuck up!"

Mako es un moron

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el aaplz chupa la verga de un toro

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"When your spirit is floating down that tunnel towards the light, you know what's behind the light? It's not God, it's me. And im gonna kick your poncey soul all the way back down the tunnel till you choke on your own fucked up ribs. NOW, wake the fuck up!"

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Originally posted by displaced a cow says "mooooo"?!?!? wtf?!?!

congratulations, you just made, what the world calls, a 'translation!' you deserve a cookie


puta

aaplz absorbs the yard of a bull eh? wtf do you mean by that

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Originally posted by a-aplz aaplz absorbs the yard of a bull eh? wtf do you mean by that

hehe, that's not quite what he meant, aaplz

Where did you learn these beautiful words in Spanish, PlastikE?

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