I've "cheated" to pass one before.

1) Get clean piss.

2) Get condom.

3) Put clean piss in condom and tie it up.

4) Microwave for 10/15 seconds.

5) Get duct tape.

6) Tuck condom filled with pee underneath nut sack and tape it.

7) Drive to lab. Keep legs close together as much as possible.

8) Continue to sit in lab lobby with legs close together.

9) Carefully pull tape off, pinch hole in condom, pour piss into container.

10) As long as the temperature is still between 90-100 degrees, you pass.

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Originally posted by OrangestO Do jobs drug test you for it still?

I guess they can... I'm not sure how that works out now to be honest.

It works in that certain jobs will require you to pass a drug screening before you're officially hired.

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Originally posted by enydo It works in that certain jobs will require you to pass a drug screening before you're officially hired.

I know how that works.

I don't know how the legalization of marijuana in WA has changed any of those things, either as public or private policy.

It's a 5 panel drug screen. It doesn't just test you for THC metabolites.

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Originally posted by OrangestO This isn't about physics, this is about waves.

But THC stays in your system longer than any other drug.

Do they not test for THC now that it's legal in certain states?

If they still do, then its legality means shit if you're looking for a reputable job.

I'd imagine the jobs still have the right to deny employment to people who fail a drugtest for any reason.

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Originally posted by OrangestO This isn't about physics, this is about waves.

Most non-shit jobs don't require drug testing.

How the fuck would you know?

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Originally posted by OrangestO This isn't about physics, this is about waves.

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Originally posted by Joss Weatherby Most non-shit jobs don't require drug testing.

Really?

In that case, I'd venture to say marijuana legalization has had an impact on drug testing in your state.

In Florida most SHIT jobs don't require drug testing (and even then you might be asked to take one). Anything worthwhile requires a drug screening.

That's how it's like everyone. Nou just hasn't had a job in like a decade or something.

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Originally posted by OrangestO This isn't about physics, this is about waves.

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Originally posted by Joss Weatherby Most non-shit jobs don't require drug testing.

Not quite, try again.