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Originally posted by tehlord The good thing about the inevitability of loneliness is that the resulting masturbation habit prepares you well for all the fistpumping you'll be doing to the baying crowd of moronic douchebags.

Sadly the hard work doesn't equal success. However I do heartily agree that the biggest wankers are the guys who seem to be the best at fistpumping behind the decks

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Originally posted by DJ RANN Sadly the hard work doesn't equal success. However I do heartily agree that the biggest wankers are the guys who seem to be the best at fistpumping behind the decks

I always try to set aside a bit of my studio time to practice fist-bumping and other important DJ moves for future festival gigs.

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Originally posted by Trancelover03591 I always try to set aside a bit of my studio time to practice fist-bumping and other important DJ moves for future festival gigs.

You really should just nail the jesus pose. Everything else really begins to fall in to place once you have the mindset that you are in fact Jesus on the decks.

It does however, take several years to prefect your interview persona, and be able to come up with such Gems as "I'm going to fuck this club right in the pussy" (SHM) or "We nurture our tracks, we love them like family. It would be hard to think of particular tracks but Robin S has the classic track, “Show Me Love” and it’s been ubiquitous to our careers I guess." (EC TWINS).