Originally posted by Innocence Lost
I use my right but when i get tired, i switch to the left, simple.
So I'm the only one who uses both hands all the time?
And by that I don't mean mine is longer than average, but that instead of gripping my sceptre like a king and reigning violently, it's as though I'm holding a test tube with two spring clamps and shaking it to see what the reaction will be
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Nov-25-2014 20:34
Joss Weatherby
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The real question for this thread should be head or shaft, or a mix of both.
Nov-25-2014 20:35
Intellekshual
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quote:
Originally posted by Lira
So I'm the only one who uses both hands all the time?
And by that I don't mean mine is longer than average, but that instead of gripping my sceptre like a king and reigning violently, it's as though I'm holding a test tube with two spring clamps and shaking it to see what the reaction will be
It's so weird reading your posts about sexual stuffs for some reason LOL.
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Nov-25-2014 22:05
Silky Johnson
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Legit though I don't think I've ever used my non dominant hand.
Nov-25-2014 22:06
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quote:
Originally posted by Lira
...it's as though I'm holding a test tube with two spring clamps and shaking it to see what the reaction will be
I don't think that qualifies as masturbating.
Nov-25-2014 23:24
Lira
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Location: Brasilia, Brazil
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Originally posted by Intellekshual
It's so weird reading your posts about sexual stuffs for some reason LOL.
Can't say I'm surprised. I guess it's because I talk about so much lofty stuff around here that I wouldn't be surprised if I came across as a quasi-asexual being
And there's probably some truth to that. In spite of those "Big titty bitches" jokes I make to look a bit less serious, I'm much more interested in a girl's views about Kierkegaard than her breasts (even though I'm very fond of boobs in general ).
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Originally posted by AlphaStarred
I don't think that qualifies as masturbating.
Well, you do get the same results if you do it, but I wouldn't mind calling it something else... Wankclamp? Mastestubulation?
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Nov-25-2014 23:31
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Originally posted by Lira
Well, you do get the same results if you do it, but I wouldn't mind calling it something else... Wankclamp? Mastestubulation?
Masturbation, à la Lira. Has a nice ring to it, actually.
Nov-25-2014 23:39
Lira
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Location: Brasilia, Brazil
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Originally posted by AlphaStarred
Masturbation, à la Lira. Has a nice ring to it, actually.
It's got such a nice ring to it, it actually sounds like a French meal!
"Bonjour, I'd like to order an omelette du fromage, some vin blanc, and a masturbation à la Lira. That's all, merci!"
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Nov-25-2014 23:43
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I was only talking about the à la Lira part.
Nov-25-2014 23:46
Lira
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Oh. Yeah. Right. That. I mean, "omelette à la Lira" sounds like a name of a French meal
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Nov-26-2014 00:00
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