Registered: Apr 2003
Location: Middle of fucking nowhere
Yup. big fan.
Nov-15-2015 15:15
Silky Johnson
International Playa Hater
Registered: Nov 2003
Location:
Aha yessss JBJ.
Nov-15-2015 18:03
enydo
~
Registered: Jan 2008
Location: NYC
My beard envy is insane. My genetics are crap and my patchy face pubes suck.
wah wahhh
Nov-15-2015 19:19
planetaryplayer
Surpeme traineanddict
Registered: Dec 2011
Location: Pine Tree Valley
I have a goat beard on the bottom of my balls
Nov-15-2015 20:36
ViceroySF
Suspended User
Registered: Jul 2015
Location: Santa Cruz, CA
quote:
Originally posted by enydo
My beard envy is insane. My genetics are crap and my patchy face pubes suck.
wah wahhh
No they're not, and your facial hair is just fine. You're one hot sexy man.
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Nov-16-2015 00:12
enydo
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Registered: Jan 2008
Location: NYC
outta left field once more it's lagrangiannnnnnnn
Nov-16-2015 01:42
Mr.Mystery
Static Guru
Registered: Dec 2001
Location: Vantaa
quote:
Originally posted by SYSTEM-J
Had stubble/short beard since a fateful day in April 2008 when I couldn't be bothered shaving and everyone told me how good it looked. It's become unbearably trendy to grow massive silly lumberjack beards (see: DiCaprio) but I will weather the storm.
Originally posted by Silky Johnson
Where are the pics?
You're not allowed in this club, lady. Go on. Scram.
There's a wedding thread around here somewhere.
Nov-16-2015 19:33
Silky Johnson
International Playa Hater
Registered: Nov 2003
Location:
As a lady (lol), my opinion of beards is of the utmost importance. Do men grow beards mostly to impress other men, or women? Both? Either way, if you're going to compete with one another for best beard, you're gonna have to post pics. Imo.
Nov-16-2015 19:39
OrangestO
–30–
Registered: Feb 2010
Location:
quote:
Originally posted by enydo
My beard envy is insane. My genetics are crap and my patchy face pubes suck.
wah wahhh
I empathize with you my baby-faced brethren. I was once told by a wise old man, who had a beard as full and white as two handfuls of foam bubbles, that our kind must be patient, for our facial pubes will grow into something we can take pride in and post pictures of on the Internet.
Nov-16-2015 19:48
SYSTEM-J
IDKFA.
Registered: Sep 2003
Location: Manchester
quote:
Originally posted by Mr.Mystery
Huh, I never imagined you as a beard guy.
Why not? Is there some characteristic of beards that can be communicated through an Internet message board?
Anyway, just for you Jenny:
It would go right down to my Adam's apple (you can actually see the damage where I last shaved) if it weren't so fucking itchy and annoying there.
