Nice one Richard! The beat is amazing, and really love the distorted bass

I love all tracks in this thread lol

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Strip off, strap on your heals, pick up that feather duster and dance bitches



All classical from 1.15

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A weird song about taking a dump (Dutch). I did most of the vocals, friend did the song. Made about 10 yrs ago or so. Not sure it is my weirdest, but problably one of the most fun ones for me.



Rough translation:

Title:
Fine K Ft. O3 - Lamer - Ultieme Ontspanning (ultimate relaxation)

Intro

Verse 1
Shitting is an artform, you have to know how to do it.
You take a seat, and, you just sit, you know?
You close your eyes and untighten that asshole.
And you push, push, do you know? (no) NO?!?!

Chorus
mmm (mmm),
mmm mmm (mmm),
mmm mmm (mmm),
mmm mmm (mmm) (fart).

verse 2
bla bla bla bla
bla blabla mmm bla
bla bladiebla bla bla
blabla mmblah bla derpdmm bla

bla bla bla bla
heee hhm mmdmd derp mmmm
(etc)

Chorus

Verse 3
Shitting is something you need to take your time for. Yes?
So you grab that newspaper and head for the toilet. Take a seat.
That cold toilet will turn warm in a second. That's a given.
But taking a dump is the time you go through your day.
You think of everything you might do today.
It's that time of the day where you're really in your element.
The best thing is that you're so relaxed afterwards. You're ready for the entire day.
It's great. I highly recommend it.

Chorus

Bridge with random parts and sfx.

Chorus

Outro
And ehm, I want to say hi to Thomaspunt who is banging his girlfriend in the other room.
(applaus)

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Last edited by Storyteller on Mar-20-2017 at 08:28

quote:

Originally posted by Storyteller A weird song about taking a dump (Dutch). I did most of the vocals, friend did the song. Made about 10 yrs ago or so. Not sure it is my weirdest, but problably one of the most fun ones for me. Rough translation: Title: Fine K Ft. O3 - Lamer - Ultieme Ontspanning (ultimate relaxation) Intro Verse 1 Shitting is an artform, you have to know how to do it. You take a seat, and, you just sit, you know? You close your eyes and untighten that asshole. And you push, push, do you know? (no) NO?!?! Chorus mmm (mmm), mmm mmm (mmm), mmm mmm (mmm), mmm mmm (mmm) (fart). verse 2 bla bla bla bla bla blabla mmm bla bla bladiebla bla bla blabla mmblah bla derpdmm bla bla bla bla bla heee hhm mmdmd derp mmmm (etc) Chorus Verse 3 Shitting is something you need to take your time for. Yes? So you grab that newspaper and head for the toilet. Take a seat. That cold toilet will turn warm in a second. That's a given. But taking a dump is the time you go through your day. You think of everything you might do today. It's that time of the day where you're really in your element. The best thing is that you're so relaxed afterwards. You're ready for the entire day. It's great. I highly recommend it. Chorus Bridge with random parts and sfx. Chorus Outro And ehm, I want to say hi to Thomaspunt who is banging his girlfriend in the other room. (applaus)

this is amazing

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Originally posted by stealthman Vernon Wanderer will rediscover his roots back unto wandering vast endless plains miserably....

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Originally posted by Storyteller Verse 3 Shitting is something you need to take your time for. Yes? So you grab that newspaper and head for the toilet. Take a seat. That cold toilet will turn warm in a second. That's a given. But taking a dump is the time you go through your day. You think of everything you might do today. It's that time of the day where you're really in your element. The best thing is that you're so relaxed afterwards. You're ready for the entire day. It's great. I highly recommend it. )

Truest thing ever written, me and my neighbour are shit connoisseurs and love taking time with a good book or I-pad - careful not get any shit on the screen.

Best time of day and so relaxing.
I don't get these people that are in and out in 2 minutes.

Good weird song bro - can we get a sequel about bashing the bishop?

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One day was drinking with a friend of mine and I had to the idea to write a song called "Help Mom I'm on PCP"

Not sure how accurate the track is considering the subject matter



Lyrics:

I think I'm strong enough to stop this train
I think I can fly off this building
I don't know whats up or down
Help mom I'm on PCP

Last edited by djnitride on Apr-16-2017 at 04:31

I made this 2 nights ago, it's the biggest piece of trash I've ever heard. Hopefully the soundcloud embedding works, I uploaded it as private cuz this is for you guys only, for laughs or cringes.

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