I almost lost half of my tongue

When I was 5, for some stupid childish reason, me and my younger sister decided to jump off a couch. I jumped first and was like

"Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!".

My sister jumped right after me, and she managed to step on my head when she fell, and that's when I bit my tongue. There I was, with my tongue hung for less then 1 centimetre and I remember that when I found my mother I was like

"Mom, my kongue hurks". She was desperate because we had just moved to Italy and she didn't know how to speak Italian properly. Luckily, when we left the building, a neighbour saw what had happened and helped us.


And there was this other accident when I fell off the roof and hit my arse on a former girfriend's head, but that's another story

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I was sitting in a shopping cart (ala jackass) and I got thrown into a pile of snow. Anyways, I hit the ground funny and broke a blood vessel right above my ass crack. And it bled, and bled, and bled. It must have been like 3 days before that bitch stopped bleeding on me.

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ok this was stupid on my part I was mountian miking... I was doing about 60km/hr down a hill so i zoomed into this parking lot i used my front brakes... it was sl.owing my down ok but I was on gravel.... one i got onto the pavement i went mouth first into the groud and the kncoed out 1 1/2 of my teetch so now ive got 3 pins in there and 1 1/2 reconstructed teeth.

wow, i never TAs have so many stupid injurys

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy thats nothing....

Hey dude, i lost 4 liters of blood inside my belly, now have one useless kidney, and broke a bone,did 2 weeks of hospital,needed alotta morphine and i pissed blood for 2,5 month's.

Now don't tell me thats nothing ok?, i can see you had a pretty nasty fall also.

heheh..i onced biked into a parked car too..lol! I wasn't really paying attention to where i was going and then bam, i hit a SUV i think, just on the right side of the bike, so it ended up crushing my right hand...i just rode away after that!

another time i was biking i was going side to side on the sidewalk..then i got stuck in a wedge between the sidewalk and the grass and lost control of my bike a fell. I scraped away the skin in between my nuckles and still i got a cool scar

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Originally posted by T.H.C. Hey dude, i lost 4 liters of blood inside my belly, now have one useless kidney, and broke a bone,did 2 weeks of hospital,needed alotta morphine and i pissed blood for 2,5 month's. Now don't tell me thats nothing ok?, i can see you had a pretty nasty fall also.

ya true that is something everything that everyone posted most of fuckin hurt no doubt...i guess just bad choice of words...but ya ive been thru some painful fuckin injuries...i dont even want to get into fuckin sports injuries...cause ive been in some painful fuckin situations there too...some that have never fully healed...everyone has to bear their scars...it just adds personality

When I was in like second grade my grandmother was driving me somewhere(I forget were exactly). And the child saftey switch was on, so the backdoors could only be opened from the outside. SO I opened the window, and stuck my hand out to open the door, my grandmother started closing the window, so I was stuck int the window, and I yell stop. so she does I get my head halfway out, when she closes it again, this time with my head stuck in the window. Once I finally get out I was scared to death, because my unlce had died earlier that week with a blood clot in his head.

I hit a parked car, nice huh? i was 9 and i was racing my brother at night and the road was really bumpy i lost control and hit a rusted piece of shit car and it took a chunk out of my arm, got 40 stitches.
when people see the scar i usually tell them i was in vietnam and i got hit, or i was lifting weight and my arm exploded the muscle just curled up right out of my arm you'd be surprised how many people believe the second story.

walked backwards off a dock into the corner of a pontoon, got 8 stitches it think it was. i did that when i was 8.

when i was real young i fell off a 10 foot swing set, not sure what the hell i was doing but i have a scar on my nose from.

My mate once bought these new pair of jeans with an irritating zip at the front, and couldn't stop itching his balls. He said the next day he had a massive blister on his BELL-END. So, instead of just just letting it heal and thinking nothing of it, he went to the doctors the stupid twat!!!

Imagine what the doctor thought of his pathetic, but true excuse

A fishing hook in my (little) finger

This kid pissed me (Not "Argh I shall kill you" pissed me, but "Dude, hang a sec while I will friendly and gracefully twist your hand" pissed me) so I ran after him, he wore shoes, I wore sandals. He jumped over a smint bench-like thing, I jumped to but my sandal got stuck in it and as all of my body fell over my arm on the asphalt I literally brok my arm (the part between the elbow and palm recieved the shape of an L) ( Shut up that hurt)

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