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LMAO
Yeah you can make nicknames for just about anyone at work.
The best is when they say do this do that, and you say 'Do I look like fucking superman' some of the things they expect in a office take the fucking piss. Its all cool but when I get stressed I get fucking stressed.
The UG MONSTER - Looks like she's inbred, got hair as if its been cut by fucking sheep shears, can't even talk to people properly, very possesive of any stock i.e, you need an envlope or something lame like that and she gets all moody cos you asked her for one even though she has about 500 in the box near her desk.
The Corrupt supervisors - Never by the book, a good laugh, generally well liked by everyone, always cuts corners to save time.
The Old Boy - Near retirement says morning to each person about 10 times a day, a general laugh and an alright person.
The Wind up merchant - Always winding up everyone, weather it be their name, playing tricks on everyone, generally very funny so long as the tricks aren't be played on yourself, if they are you feel like pushing them out of the window and watching them hit the floor 8 stories below.
Jekyl & Hyde Accountant - deputy manager of accounts, sometimes she can be the nicest person in the whole building, other times she runs upstairs in a rage because someone didn't send her an e-mail regarding some important documents.
The Dosser - Doesn't do a thing, and takes pride in being lazy. Very clever and cunning, comes over to my desk and says 'haha I've got fuck all to do I'm going to go for a walk'
The Temper builder - Comes down to the department to have a rant, and his voice starts very calm and gradully builds up untill his shouting.
I could go on all day about them all, In general its alright I don't get too much trouble, I did a few months ago.
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