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Originally posted by Maaz Are there any doors in your house

hahahahahha

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ah, the classic NRB. I remember gr 8 math... "danny, come write out the problem on the board." "no thanks, i think i'll just take the f."

Back in high school I used to get NRBs just b4 the national anthem went on, so when I stood up i'd just cover it with both hands and bow my head so it looked like i was trying to be respectful.

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Originally posted by Essential1 ah, the classic NRB. I remember gr 8 math... "danny, come write out the problem on the board." "no thanks, i think i'll just take the f." Back in high school I used to get NRBs just b4 the national anthem went on, so when I stood up i'd just cover it with both hands and bow my head so it looked like i was trying to be respectful.

Let's try not to *totally* plagerize Eddie Murphy's Raw.


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Originally posted by topside Let's try not to *totally* plagerize Eddie Murphy's Raw. topside

that's the funny thing, it actually happened to me. i changed it around a little so it sounds like eddie murphy (btw, it was delirious, not raw. i have it). what i actually said was "i didn't do my homework, i can't do it" and i did get an f

and the national anthem thing, i don't remember if that's also in delirous but i remember hearing it somewhere so i started doing it after - and it worked! lol

anyways, sorry about the pointless post but i don't take too well on criticism

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this thread made me laugh like no other

heres my contribution

i hate it when im watching porn and my cat jumps on my lap right at the money shot

LMAO at you guys

bonner while at the swimming pool

watching the 12 years old do breast stroke...fuck!

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Originally posted by TrAZ bonner while at the swimming pool watching the 12 years old do breast stroke...fuck!

tisk tisk

Hilarous but so true !

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