Alfie is quite a boring crazy though. There's not much content to his ramblings. Take this thread for example. What the hell is it actually about? Okay, he was incarcerated and he didn't enjoy it much. But absolutely no details about why he ended up there. If this was the good washley, we'd have a hilarious story about how he got arrested buying a pack of cigs to rip on. Here? Nothing.
Originally posted by SYSTEM-J
Alfie is quite a boring crazy though. There's not much content to his ramblings. Take this thread for example. What the hell is it actually about? Okay, he was incarcerated and he didn't enjoy it much. But absolutely no details about why he ended up there. If this was the good washley, we'd have a hilarious story about how he got arrested buying a pack of cigs to rip on. Here? Nothing.
No, I was kidnapped by a biker gang who ran an addy harvesting facility and fed us scop every night.. Im a fucking asset and I literally saved a town from a nuke and this is how they rrrrrepay Me? Oy vey! Theyd probbaly celebrate ME if I was a real crriminal!
Getting jailed in Norway is like being forced to stay in a four-star hotel in Eastern Europe. The main difference is Norwegian cells have an Xbox instead of an integrated NES you control using the TV remote.
Jul-17-2023 23:17
Silky Johnson
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I bet he shit himself too. Every worthy G OD story involves some pants shitting.
Jul-17-2023 23:40
JEO
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quote:
Originally posted by Zak McKracken
One could claim he did Jayl-time.
Alfie what happened. You had good mixtapes back in the day but i seem to recall you always getting into problems at the local clubs, I think there was this boat trip where you brought the GhB and ODd and the boat had to return. Maybe I’m wrong or mixing up.
I'm quoting this because Palm has a habit of deleting his posts sometimes. No offence.
Jul-17-2023 23:42
itsamemario
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quote:
Originally posted by JEO
Getting jailed in Norway is like being forced to stay in a four-star hotel in Eastern Europe. The main difference is Norwegian cells have an Xbox instead of an integrated NES you control using the TV remote.
Having TV's in the room isnt wort shit when they are playing 4 week loops of Discovery and MTV. SHit got boring real quick, and we didnt have no xboxes, there was an unbeatable chess and a solitaire game. Food was mystery meat, meds were with a disguuussssssstttting after taste..
Not a real jail, every member of the staff were bikers.
Others were let out after lock-in, I wasnt.
quote:
Originally posted by Zak McKracken
One could claim he did Jayl-time.
Alfie what happened. You had good mixtapes back in the day but i seem to recall you always getting into problems at the local clubs, I think there was this boat trip where you brought the GhB and ODd and the boat had to return. Maybe I’m wrong or mixing up.
always is a misnomer, and that boat story was about someone else,I only went on one of the boat trips and did only alcaholes. No memory lapse..
Originally posted by Silky Johnson
I bet he shit himself too. Every worthy G OD story involves some pants shitting.
At least someone has seen the light But it was the shoes, or shoe, left in fact.. even tried to wash them, didnt work when I was homeless... Oslo is broken in half due to one side sinking 1,2 mm or something, per year, and then they built an OPera and a museum++ there and it ripped all the shit pipes. so when I mis-stepped out of the canoe(canoo? those long weird padddly boats, not the ones that look like ducks) I dipped one of my feet a bit into the shit-mixed Oslo fjord.. And that shoe grew a stank of its own.. Goddamnned Nigmo.. Sorry,Nimco, shit her pants and thought thatd be cool to be the shit-pants twins or whatever...
or was it that other time when I was argueing about cardinal directions with the police chief and wsddenly I was in Oslo? Fucking hyoscine lol
blah 8 more weeks in the loonie bin on surrogat ccustody. pretty sure they know theyre gonna lose the case and are just making sure im punished... norway fucking sucks...
But it was the shoes, or shoe, left in fact.. even tried to wash them, didnt work when I was homeless... Oslo is broken in half due to one side sinking 1,2 mm or something, per year, and then they built an OPera and a museum++ there and it ripped all the shit pipes. so when I mis-stepped out of the canoe(canoo? those long weird padddly boats, not the ones that look like ducks) I dipped one of my feet a bit into the shit-mixed Oslo fjord.. And that shoe grew a stank of its own.. Goddamnned Nigmo.. Sorry,Nimco, shit her pants and thought thatd be cool to be the shit-pants twins or whatever... 
