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Originally posted by DJSoundWave i had one of those things wen i was mashed, not really thinkin bout wat i was eating , quoting many times > i can handle this man, its only fucking noodles man!! how rong was i, those things r the hottest, baddest noodles ever!! Mick

pussy
1 bombay bad boy
Entire Sachet of Extra Hot Sauce
Shitloads of extra hot chilli sauce
fucking mint
dont have make u sweat tho

for a stupid dare thing, ive tried to 'consume' pot noodle with a straw, didnt quite work tho...
anyway, me thinks it is cooking, u dont eat raw noodles, that'll just go straight thru ur system, ur insides wont soak up any of the goodness and ur anal will hurt in the morning...

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if it is cooking then its the only thing i can cook then!

i was making a packet of chicken noodle soup once, you know the kind where you empty the packet add the water into the pot wait 10mins and then tada instant food! well me being a **** managed to burn soup?! i poured the sachet and powder stuff into the pot lit the gas and forgot to pour in the fucking water! i mean honestly how the fuck can anyone burn soup?!

conclusion
yes adding water means your cooking! if you remember to add the water

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The Bombay Bad Boys are evil, they start off nice and pleasant, but by half-way you are beginning to feel the intense heat. I finished it but have never drank so much afterwards!

Pot Noodles are so nineties anyway, I much prefer Micro Noodles, yum!

Naa sod Micro Noodles and all those wanky 'trendy' alternatives. Pot Noodle will always reign supreme.

You must kneed (sp?) the spicy sauce into the noodles, otherwise it just isn't the same! This of course is after you add the water which cooks the noodles. Cooking at it's finest!

Next week I'll teach you how to boil an egg

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Originally posted by evil_bastard Next week I'll teach you how to boil an egg

easy, place 1 x egg into a saucepan and fill with cold water until the water nearly coveres the egg completely.

Then (trick of the trade) light a match, let it burn for 5 seconds, and then stub out the flame and place into the saucepan, this stops eggs from cracking during the boiling process. After the water starts to boil, set a timer for anywhere between 3-4 minutes depending on how you like u egg cooked. Tip away the boiled water, and cool the egg for 5 seconds with cold water, chop off the top, break the top yoke seal (to stop the yoke from still cooking and going hard) and then u have a perfect boiled egg

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Originally posted by evil_bastard Naa sod Micro Noodles and all those wanky 'trendy' alternatives. Pot Noodle will always reign supreme. You must kneed (sp?) the spicy sauce into the noodles, otherwise it just isn't the same! This of course is after you add the water which cooks the noodles. Cooking at it's finest! Next week I'll teach you how to boil an egg

knead

i think that word is assioiated with bread making and shit like that

yeah! lessons on cooking and stuff

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pot noodle is merely food without the water in, u add the water to moisturise the dried food and heat it up so it doesnt taste like cold shite.

the food is already "cooked".

thus coup ur talking drivvle!

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Originally posted by KilldaDJ knead i think that word is assioiated with bread making and shit like that

aye but it sounded good

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Originally posted by Coup easy, place 1 x egg into a saucepan and fill with cold water until the water nearly coveres the egg completely. Then (trick of the trade) light a match, let it burn for 5 seconds, and then stub out the flame and place into the saucepan, this stops eggs from cracking during the boiling process. After the water starts to boil, set a timer for anywhere between 3-4 minutes depending on how you like u egg cooked. Tip away the boiled water, and cool the egg for 5 seconds with cold water, chop off the top, break the top yoke seal (to stop the yoke from still cooking and going hard) and then u have a perfect boiled egg

I just stick a pin in the bottom to let the air out so it doesn't crack, then slap it in a pan and leave it for 10 mins. I prefer the yoke being mushy/hard rather than having runny shit

no its not cooking! its called being a lazy ass!


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Originally posted by DuMonde TrAnCeR thus coup ur talking drivvle!

uve modded that poll u spanner coz i was winning last time i checked