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Originally posted by SYSTEM-J Who gives a shit if it's an alt? At least they've got some discussion going that isn't middle aged NPC dialogue about children and vacations.

LOL, yup gotcha.

cor dj in 2026

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Originally posted by SYSTEM-J Who gives a shit if it's an alt? At least they've got some discussion going that isn't middle aged NPC dialogue about children and vacations.

Middle-aged NPC midlife crisis chatter is merely antipodal

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The redundancy in that sentence is hurting my autism

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There's no shame in taking it personal to be had by an alt. 20+ years and this might be the first time. Pretty good going.

There's no question here, some people posted GENUINE REPLIES IN THIS THREAD which was started by Juan Paulino. LET IT BE KNOWN TO ALL WHO SHALL BROWSE THIS FORUM AND END UP IN THIS THREAD IN THE FUTURE.

If you need any more "proof" that it's Juan: all of Juan's alts list Miami as their location, and all of their birthdays are sometime in 1986, although the month and day are seemingly random. theKaranicles' birthday is set to May 14th, 1986. Many of his alts have also been deliberately "misspelled" in a similar way, like Karanicles/Chronicles. One of his originals, OrtofonChild (a reference to the Danish Ortofon turntable I guess), was wordplay too: OrphanChild, if you pronounce it with a certain urgency. And this bitch is an orphan or something. Over a decade ago we dug up his records which included something about juvie, too. And yeah there's nothing wrong with being an orphan or going to juvie or what ever the fuck.

And with that, I must say: we should not ban Juan this time. He can be the Matt (from MD, sorry Matt) of the COR. He can keep making these threads. I enjoy them. I prefer something over basically nothing.

what did juan do to get permabanned again, was it the mellymel saga?

I mean mattsanity was throwing out deaththreats like candy yet hes still here.

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Originally posted by szm I mean mattsanity was throwing out deaththreats like candy yet hes still here.

Woah! Is it dangerous to reply to his comments?

internet aids is always available.

#FREEJUAN

It isn't Juan. Juan still messages me on SoundCloud quite regularly. Click on this guy's TA profile. He has a link to a premium SoundCloud account which is not Juan's, which gives his name as Karan Daryanani. A quick Google search shows there is a LinkedIn account with 2000+ followers for a real Karan Daryanani in the Miami - Fort Lauderdale area, and who is very clearly the same guy as the SC profile, and who is also very clearly not Juan.

Unless this guy is catfishing on an unprecedented scale, including the commitment of wasting $100 a year on a SoundCloud account just to masquerade as some unrelated businessman, there's a very good chance he is who he says he is. He might be an "alt" in the same way Midlothian is technically an alt, in that he had some TA account 20 years ago nobody remembers which he's now locked out of, but we've not been had by anyone, despite what Jenny's adorable superiority complex wants her to think.

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Last edited by SYSTEM-J on May-09-2026 at 07:52

Correcto, and if you've visited here before and aren't a complete internet numbfuck it's easy to shitpost along a bit as if you've been here all the time. E.g. I hadn't the foggiest who Kenny was but just called him Kenny because others did.

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