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Well I'll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you McTosser.

lmfao.

i point at my wrist, and look at it, even tho i dont normally wear a watch - since it broke.

sure im neurotic, there are bigger problems in the world, and more annoying people - like that fucking showboating Canadian wench Celine Dion|

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12. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering.....It has to be a McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger gets blank looks........... Well I'll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you McTosser.

HAHA, I feel your pain! Being a part time (Mc)Manager, I get the shit for these dumbasses. Some other ones, which I've seen happen before is when customer says "12 chicken nuggets please" and crew says "they only come in 6,9 or 20" and i think "ITS FUCKING TWO LOTS OF SIX YOU DICK!". But on the flip side, some customers are just as bad... "can I have a portion of LARGE fries and a portion of SMALL fries" <- FUCKING DICK all the fries are about the same size!!!

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Originally posted by Bren-F 11. When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's really revolting I always eat shit I hate. 13. When you're involved in an accident and someone asks 'Are you alright?'. Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be off.

LMAO!!!

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Originally posted by Bren-F 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my Dick when I ask where the toilet is? 5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No tosser, I paid £12 to come to the cinema and stare at the fucking floor. 6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine? 9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing there, Knobhead? 11. When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's really revolting I always eat shit I hate. 13. When you're involved in an accident and someone asks 'Are you alright?'. Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be off.

Bwahahaha, these are awesome! I might use one of these some time

LOL tears are welling

its from http://maddox.xmission.com/ that site is funny as shit.

• People who like to rain on my parade. (broke up with my live in G/F of 4 years cuz she was 23 years old going on 50. "Act your age. Stop going to parties. Stop taking 'you know whats', blah blah blah."
• Ignorance of any kind, especially racism and bigotry. Use any racial slurs around me and you'll hear about it.
• People who use "gay" or "fag or "homo" as a casual insult. (found rampant on many forums.) Increase your vocabulary morons.
• Guy's who mistreat females, whether it be verbal, physical or emotional. If I had my way, any guy who beats his wife would be castrated and and fed his own pecker
• Mean people
• When McDonalds puts onions on my 1/4 pounder, when I specifically asked for NO ONIOINS.
• vegtables
• When the first question a person asks me at a party is SO WHAT ARE YOU ON?
• When I meet someone at a party who says their favorite type of music is RAVE MUSIC.
• the word RAVE. the only people who use that term are those who aren't part of the scene. The word RAVE makes me think of sam-i-am hats. **shudder
• PEOPLE WHO TIE GLOW STICKS TO STRING AND USE THEM AS NUMCHUCKS. I swear to god, If I ever get hit by some jerk-ass doing that, I'd freak
• glow sticks
• V-8 juice.

Theres more, but I gotta do some actual work today. :P

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Originally posted by Bren-F I saw this posted at another board so I thought i would post it here Funny shit : People We Hate...!?! 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my Dick when I ask where the toilet is? 2. People who are willing to get off their ars*e to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually. 3. When people say "Oh you want to have your cake and eat it too". Fucking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it? 4. When people say "It's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? 5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No tosser, I paid £12 to come to the cinema and stare at the fucking floor. 6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine? 7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it. 8. When people say "life is short". What the f*ck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever fucking does!! What can you do that's longer? 9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing there, Knobhead? 10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So what did they used to be? Ears, Wellington boots? 11. When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's really revolting I always eat shit I hate. 12. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering.....It has to be a McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger gets blank looks........... Well I'll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you McTosser. 13. When you're involved in an accident and someone asks 'Are you alright?'. Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be off. Bastards ! LMFAO

yes mate those are fuckn mint. where you get it from?

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hahaha... that is hysterical - especially the one about the watch. I will have to use that line when someone does that to me the next time!!!