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no offence to anyone, but these are the funniest things so far!
The crush: Blonde Gurlie from AirBud 3 !!!!
First partner: wtf is her name..dont know
First partner: some slut
Name: Ni**a
The crush: Bitches
Is there a boyfriend/girlfriend?: No The name:
Have they ever had sex?: Yes
Description of the experience:
"sexy"
First partner: a bitches
What age did they lose it? 52
Are they gay or bisexual: Yes
What they look most for in a mate: my penis
How many times a week they masturbate: More than they can count
Does size matter?: Yes
Their gender: Male
Their age: 65
Have they ever had sex?: Yes
Description of the experience:
"It was over fast but it was good all together. It gets better as you do it
more often."
First partner: A girl I picked up at a bar who became my sex buddy for awhile
What age did they lose it? 19
Are they gay or bisexual: Not Answering
What they look most for in a mate: Face, hair and
How many times a week they masturbate: Once a day
Does size matter?: No
Their gender: Male
Their age: 20
LIAM MY DEAR THIS WAS THE BEST:
Name: trancearmada
The crush: Scooter
Is there a boyfriend/girlfriend?: Yes The name: DJ El Kay Dee
Have they ever had sex?: Yes
Description of the experience:
"DJLKD was awsome!"
First partner: dj el kay dee
What age did they lose it? 20
Are they gay or bisexual: Yes
What they look most for in a mate:
How many times a week they masturbate: Once a day
Does size matter?: No
Their gender: Male
Their age: 21
oh god make it stop!!!!!!! i already have something like 72 mails about this in my hotmail account! ROFL!
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tech-house
n. an old-school term for crack cocaine.
"Got some tech-house?" "Yeah, I'm your man for tech-house, Grandma."
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