99% of chick flicks are soooo badly done and are almost identical!

But my gayest movie of choice is "Tailor of Panama", it was such utter shit, the director must have been on drugs. THE worst cinematics I've ever seen, made the movie soooooooooooooooooooooooo boring. I just couldn't sit through it.

I RECOMMEND IT TO ALL!!!

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gayest movie ever = Militia

That movie cut scenes from Terminator 2, and pasted them in their movie! It was so poorly done. I couln't stop laughing at the theft of the cheezy movie.

2nd gayest movie = The Replacement. That movie brings gay to a whole new level.

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I saw Solaris the other day. I wouldn't say thats the worst movie I've seen, its actually pretty good. It has some philosophical insights, BUT, half the the theatre emptied and nearly the whole theatre was laughing half way through the movie. Apparently the movie was "cheesy". I couldn't understand why people left. It was a saturday night, thats $13.50 !! And they leave half way through? Its like flushing money down the toilet. I need that money to see Tiesto.

Alot of you may disagree with me, but I believe Lord of the Rings was the worst movie. Its not that it ended in an akward place, its just that it ruined the fantasy. I want a movie that will make me think and fantasize, not, just sit and absorb the "entertainment" that comes through my eyes.

I didn't see soul survivors... *phew*....

First off I dont think its fair for homosexuals on this board to read the title of this thread and bare more negative connotations.

However, if i were to tell you the worst movie i have ever seen.... it will probably be Todd Hanes's "SAFE" starring Julianne Moore. I am a film major at York studying Critical theory and i have seen some pretty SHITTY films screened in class,,, but this is by far the worst movie i have had to suffer through. The main character basically becomes ' allergic' to pollution and begins to protect herself from it by carrying around a fucking oxegen mask,, then moving to a "pollution" free community senter in the desert to avoid the city. There she makes friends and goes into her Igloo home that is the ultimate protection from pollution and looks in the mirror and says "i love you"........then the movie ends. To add ontop of that..everything is soooooooo slow paced. Things which could take a few seconds to depict are done in a legthy 15 minutes.....I WANTEDT O SHOOT MYSELF!!!!)*#)&@!$_*&!@*&$@!

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Originally posted by Dr. Z Alot of you may disagree with me, but I believe Lord of the Rings was the worst movie. Its not that it ended in an akward place, its just that it ruined the fantasy. I want a movie that will make me think and fantasize, not, just sit and absorb the "entertainment" that comes through my eyes. I didn't see soul survivors... *phew*....

I think you were on crack if you didnt like LOrd of the Rings... and by the way.... that was just the first installment...The Two towers is comming out in two weeks.. and again,.. a third one, "The return of the King" wil be out in christmas 2003 to complete the trilogy and your fantasy

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the tuxedo... i just don't know where to start as how lame it was, and how lame i was going checking it out

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PLANET OF THE APES
God could you get any worse acting? Plus I think they went a little far in trying to prove that we are cruel to Apes. Actually way too far. I got so sick of seeing humans in cages and on leashes I had to turn it off. Horrible! (cheesy one liners didn't help either)

all bad movies will be forgotten....when Matrix Reloaded comes out May 15th.2003....IT'S SOOOOOOOOOOOO GONNA ROCK

Groundhog Day was another horrible movie
Good Burger also was horrible.

HAAHAH Good Burger WTF were they thinking with that one??

You didn't like Freddy Got Fingered? That is one of the all time best movies ever! Last Xmas one of my friends even went out and purchased DVD's for all of us and now I watch it on my laptop when travelling just to get a hit now and then! Check the OR!

"I'm a farmer, I'm a farmer" - CLASSIC!

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Originally posted by ShAwZy PLANET OF THE APES God could you get any worse acting? Plus I think they went a little far in trying to prove that we are cruel to Apes. Actually way too far. I got so sick of seeing humans in cages and on leashes I had to turn it off. Horrible! (cheesy one liners didn't help either)

PotA was good 'cuz Estella Warren was in it :-)



and yes, LotR sucked donkey balls.

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Originally posted by Dr. Z I saw Solaris the other day. I wouldn't say thats the worst movie I've seen, its actually pretty good. It has some philosophical insights, BUT, half the the theatre emptied and nearly the whole theatre was laughing half way through the movie. Apparently the movie was "cheesy". I couldn't understand why people left. It was a saturday night, thats $13.50 !! And they leave half way through? Its like flushing money down the toilet. I need that money to see Tiesto. Alot of you may disagree with me, but I believe Lord of the Rings was the worst movie. Its not that it ended in an akward place, its just that it ruined the fantasy. I want a movie that will make me think and fantasize, not, just sit and absorb the "entertainment" that comes through my eyes. I didn't see soul survivors... *phew*....

dude u should go to a video store and rent the original Russian movie that it is been ripped off from. It's also called "Solaris"! FUCKIN HOLLYWOOD!

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