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Originally posted by PointyDC 'Shane Warne is the greatest Victorian, to ever be victorian...in Victoria' Heheheh...my favourite: 'So Rich, ahh, are these the new audition tapes' 'Yes yes, dont touch them' *crash* 'SORRY RICH!!!!' <-- i love the expression when he says it.

hahahaha

"you wouldnt know what its like to be a victorian tony! cause you aren't one!! shane warne, single handedly saving australia's arse, he a champion! im sorry big merv!!"

LOL when darrel eastlake is commentating

and my favourite is the part with hanse cronje!
"australia doing really well here, wouldnt you say hanse?"
"you bet i would! they would be odds on to win this match i can tell you!"

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'Well i really do like this one Bill, the caption truly catches the moment and essence of the photo. And for just $550, you to can have this portrait of Merv Hughes (? cant remember) realising his chances are slim (? somethin like that, heheh) titled "Oh, Fuck it!"'

Hehehehehehh..

I love the cricket scores

'Australia all out for 693, while New Zealand here, are in a bit of strife at 4 for 458 in the 32nd over. Should be an interesting game from here on'

Metro? Last night? That'd be "Pop" wouldn't it?

*shudders*

If there's one thing worse than listening to every pop and r'n'b song that you've hated over the past 5 years at loud volume, it's doing so in the presence of an unhealthy blend of teenie-boppers and bogans (who obviously turned up one day late for "Goo"). Metro used to be a semi-decent place (the underages rawked ) but it's gone steadily down hill, especially since Tooheys bought it.

Er anyway, good to see you got horribly drunk..... I'm pretty sure that I would have done the same thing mate.

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http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/tsunami1/boonie02.jpg

haha, classic.

Did anyone here used to watch the late show on the abc about 8 years ago? With the Neville Brothers? They're playing a game of Scrabble and every single word is Boon.

"Now let's get back that game of scrabble what we was playing!"
"Hmmm..... how do you spell Boon. Hmmm... Boooooon. Booooniiie."

And they have these modified Buddha statues (with the massive mo's) that they pray to as "the likeness of Boonie"..... but you had to be there I guess.

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Originally posted by PointyDC 'Well i really do like this one Bill, the caption truly catches the moment and essence of the photo. And for just $550, you to can have this portrait of Merv Hughes (? cant remember) realising his chances are slim (? somethin like that, heheh) titled "Oh, Fuck it!"'

bah!
you sux0rz at teh 12th man quoting!
its about the south africans losing the world cup match

hehe from an older one:
"wazi, run out."
"well if you aren't sure tony i think you should check the replay."
"well yes im saying wazi run out!"
"i think its pretty obvious he was tony!"
"well thats what im trying to say! wazi run out!"
"tony i really think you should check the replay, he clearly was...."
hehe

and the soccer highlights are classic!

"bruce fuckoffyoubitch was the hero, with 2 goals. heres some of the action:

australia on the attack now through diggaditch! good ball for sonofabitch. youcantski. icanski. noyoucantski now. nice passki to whocanski. gottanitch! little chipavitch over the topofitch! fuckoffyoubitch!! goalavitch!!! 1 nothing australia! fuckoffyoubitch the scorer, and thats stunned this english side!

hecantski, does well. nohecanski, socansheski, we can all ski! got round, has a shotski, goalski!! 2 nilski australia! england cant believe it!

lostmehousekey now, what a bitch. good ballavitch. nohecantski now, got a bad stitch. could be risky, this looks dangerous, better notski! he didski! and thats gonna be a penalty! referee pointing to the spotski. england players are not happy about that! penalty for the socceroos to be taken by thewickedwitch. makes no mistakavitch! straight into the back of the netski, 3 nothing australia.

gottanitch, wide ball for the australian substitute smith, i hope i pronounced that correctly! smith on for the injured sonofabitch, whos gone off with a stitch after a bit of a grim sitch...uation a little earlier, took a nasty knockavitch. fillyouresky now, the australian captain, this looks promising, centre kickski, the keeper's come out of his box, fuckoffyoubitch its a goal!!!! thats his second!! australia 4 nilski now, england, in deep shitski!!

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nah it was mfi christmas party... dnb..

i went to stimulant djs at the church, music was good, pitty about the turnout.. but they have no one to blame bu themselves with all their restrictions on the door.

my mates couldnt get in cos they were wearing 3/4 length shorts, its summer! geez... the guy was tossing up whether to let me in with just normal shoes on (globes) !

Haha, I hope that wasn't all from memory Phil - top effort if it was though.

Love the rugby commentary best from that album. I could speak with his accent all day.

"Turn it up, c'mon you two! We'll try and re-introduce a bit've sanity into proceedings!"

"WAH! Terrific piece of commentary by the fat man! Full on had everything going for it! Rhyming slang, cliches, gross exaggerations - vintage Fatty Vaughton!"

"I have a funny feeling that he's going to do a look away pass to Maninga here, and big Mal's not going to be ready for it..... WAH! Picked it like a dirty nose!"

Haha, when we were pissed one night (it's funny how many of my stories begin like that :-/) after leaving bar night @ La Trobe, we called up my mate to tell him we were going, but only got his voicemail, so left like a 3 minute message in that voice. Bloody hilarious if you want my personal opinion.

"And WAH! We've just left the building and are currently stumbling down a road of some de-scrip-tion..... champagne stumbling doggy-style!"

"And WAH! Terrific piece of voice-mail ac-tion from Al! Full on had everything going for it! Currently turning a corner, I hope we don't get raped...... and WAH! Al's taken a fall! He's full on ended up face first in a gutter of some de-scrip-tion..... turn it up! C'mon Al!"

And so on.

Once again, guess you had to be there.

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Originally posted by Renegade Haha, I hope that wasn't all from memory Phil - top effort if it was though. Love the rugby commentary best from that album. I could speak with his accent all day. "Turn it up, c'mon you two! We'll try and re-introduce a bit've sanity into proceedings!" "WAH! Terrific piece of commentary by the fat man! Full on had everything going for it! Rhyming slang, cliches, gross exaggerations - vintage Fatty Vaughton!" "I have a funny feeling that he's going to do a look away pass to Maninga here, and big Mal's not going to be ready for it..... WAH! Picked it like a dirty nose!" Haha, when we were pissed one night (it's funny how many of my stories begin like that :-/) after leaving bar night @ La Trobe, we called up my mate to tell him we were going, but only got his voicemail, so left like a 3 minute message in that voice. Bloody hilarious if you want my personal opinion. "And WAH! We've just left the building and are currently stumbling down a road of some de-scrip-tion..... champagne stumbling doggy-style!" "And WAH! Terrific piece of voice-mail ac-tion from Al! Full on had everything going for it! Currently turning a corner, I hope we don't get raped...... and WAH! Al's taken a fall! He's full on ended up face first in a gutter of some de-scrip-tion..... turn it up! C'mon Al!" And so on. Once again, guess you had to be there.

hehe i know most of it but i thought i would listen while i was typing for accuracy

LOL @ voice mail

whooshka! hes gone down quicker than a 2 dollar hooker!

ive always said if you run off ranouff often enough, you'll score tries!

champagne commentary

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Champagne rugby league, Doggy-style there!

Turn it up Rabs, does that mean they come from behind?

lol i could go on all day

They're bringing on the hose again, this is *tragic* for the young fella!

Bill and Tony, stop mucking around will you? You'll have to stay behind again..

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Originally posted by webmeister Champagne rugby league, Doggy-style there! Turn it up Rabs, does that mean they come from behind? lol i could go on all day They're bringing on the hose again, this is *tragic* for the young fella! Bill and Tony, stop mucking around will you? You'll have to stay behind again..

hahahahhaa
i just burnt it this morning to take to work to listen
fucking funny
im gonna have to rip the 'footy fever' segment so i can listen to it seperately

hehe ill use my real name phil mckracken now

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'Thats all from me today bear, asth the only other tip from me that ur gonna get is the tip of me tongue if i dont sthhutup. Seems like another one of those days where every fucking horshe hasth and sh in itsh name'

'Mmm, you seem to cop alot of those dont you, heheheh'

Philby, i haven't listened to The Final Dig forages, sorry

Funny shit from the soccer where it goes "the keepers come out of his box, fuckoffyabitch its a goal!!'

'Madonnaaaa, at her filthy, slutty best in..'

'We'll have you bored shitless as we go sailin the high seas in yet another, brewery sponsered ocean classsssicc, and once again for the croquet fans, we'll have fuckallllll'

I love the Rugby: 'now if you slow down the video here, you can see him reach under his jumper, out comes the crowie and wooshka...cop this he says. Now Siro's gone down quicker than a two dollar hooker'

haaaaaaaaahahahaa
funny stuf that! i wrote int my columd!!!!
"got him yes fuck off your out!!!"
yesssssss welcome back
lovely to be hear in this edtions of fried world of breakfast!!

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