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Originally posted by TiestoFanMatt ?????? My vote....of course...ME! OK i work for Morrisons! A shit supermarket. I work on OVEN FRESH. This is where i serve, mostly, Hot Chickens. Greace everywhere all the time. I smell when i get home! When i get home on a sunday and I ask what is for dinner my mum usually says "chicken" which is now a joke rather than serious! We have one General Manager and then four deputy managers. They are all dopy and all earn allot of money! How the hell they're able to get the job in the first place where on any managerment job u need communication skills and common sense, they all lack in that part, just imagine a dope, and then give them a high position in a company lol. I get the shittest hours that they do, with every person on the department working individually rather than as a team, unfortunetly, i try and work as a team and get my ass stabbed in the back! We get no respect from the managers and look down on me as a student, a student that earns shit wage (£4.12). I am treat like a child. I am contracted to 13 and a half hours a week, i work 32 hours a week. They wont let me go part time because the department cant afford it so im saving the company money working for them! I work hard and go home in a louzy mood. Anyway as you can tell iv had a shit xmas working. I need the money which is why i keep going back. I think, as said in friends, i need " the fear!". Im going to usa in feb and quitting b4 i go so i can collect my holiday money which is around £150! Anyway u need to explain why u think u diserve the crown of having the shitest job lol. Matt

I used to work on the checkouts before I had the good sense to quit

I work for tescos on the checkouts and it suck but im such a lazy fuck i can`t be arsed toget a new job ive been there for 7 years now admittedly 3.5 of those years have been on the sick

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Originally posted by TrAnCe CoNtRoL i am a janitor at my old high school. i clean clogged toilets and muddy floors. when i walk into the lunchroom during lunch kids fling carrots at me. little do they know i went in at night and put small pieces of glass in their potatoes, so eventually all the little pieces of glass shred their intestines. i told them id have my revenge.

lmao...yet another reason i bring my food to school.

im a high school student, its one of the worst jobs ever

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i work in the corner of the street at nite offering "service"

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Originally posted by Dumonde Trancer i am unemploy(able)ed

lol

im currently without job...parents paying for me to survive. not bad for them though, i dont really do much anymore, too busy with school and track. working sucks

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i hav just gotten a new job. It fucking owns. Its basically a cleaning job at a first school my mum works at. For 1 hour and a half every day i come in after college at 3pm, polish a few desks, and hoover the floor, and once a week mop the shared area floor. Takes me about 50 minutes max, so after that i just kick the football around the school hall for the remaining 40 mins, or bring in my md player and listen to music. I get paid loads for doing it as well. Easiest job in the world.

Im a student, and because its winter break I'm currently majoring in being a lazy bastard.

I have a pretty shitty job. I work for the rogers at&t national repair centre doing customer service. anytime someone's phone breaks they call me & bitch for a few minutes. lately i've just been putting my phone on dnd & letting all the calls go to voicemail. do u know how annoying it is to hear "i don't want my phone fixed, i want a new one" 100 times a day? and to top that off, the management doesn't have a clue what's going on at any given time. but on the plus side, i steal phones to make up for my shitty salary.

(PS: if u live in canada & require service to your rogers product, ur basically screwed b/c our service sucks ass & we try to avoid dealing with customers as much as possible. switch to a different provider, they're better anyways)

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Originally posted by Essential1 (PS: if u live in canada & require service to your rogers product, ur basically screwed b/c our service sucks ass & we try to avoid dealing with customers as much as possible. switch to a different provider, they're better anyways)

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Originally posted by TiestoFanMatt ?????? My vote....of course...ME! OK i work for Morrisons! A shit supermarket. I work on OVEN FRESH. This is where i serve, mostly, Hot Chickens. Greace everywhere all the time. I smell when i get home! When i get home on a sunday and I ask what is for dinner my mum usually says "chicken" which is now a joke rather than serious! We have one General Manager and then four deputy managers. They are all dopy and all earn allot of money! How the hell they're able to get the job in the first place where on any managerment job u need communication skills and common sense, they all lack in that part, just imagine a dope, and then give them a high position in a company lol. I get the shittest hours that they do, with every person on the department working individually rather than as a team, unfortunetly, i try and work as a team and get my ass stabbed in the back! We get no respect from the managers and look down on me as a student, a student that earns shit wage (£4.12). I am treat like a child. I am contracted to 13 and a half hours a week, i work 32 hours a week. They wont let me go part time because the department cant afford it so im saving the company money working for them! I work hard and go home in a louzy mood. Anyway as you can tell iv had a shit xmas working. I need the money which is why i keep going back. I think, as said in friends, i need " the fear!". Im going to usa in feb and quitting b4 i go so i can collect my holiday money which is around £150! Anyway u need to explain why u think u diserve the crown of having the shitest job lol. Congrats I used to Work for MORRISSONS PLC , For a year when i was a student , i wont name the branch coz ill get sued by the bastards, I use to work on Grocery Isle , I had to fill CRISPS and POP , now crisps was OK coz there really light but use to rip easily, but POP was a nightmare they must be like 5000 bottles that need filling every fukin day esp sun mornin at 6am, they come on huge Pallets of 500 and way a TONNE , U Had to drag it out onto the shop floor and basically put POP on the shelfs for 8 hours a day , which sucked plus it was really hard labour , I think the customers were the worst , they use to complain every fukin min about 2 for 1 and theres No more POP on the selfs , I need some VIMTO Now ! , I use to take the piss like shaking bottles and stabbing them with my stanley knife in the warehouse and have lemonade fights in the warehouse, also play Coke grendade where you get 3 of your mates in a huddle and your throw a can over your heads and run for your life , no shit it proper explodes when hits the ground and it does get you !! , the managers where all cock suckers and you had to where a gay skanky blue apron , with a gay badge on ! Argghhhhh Matt

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" You bet your ass we're all alike... we've been spoon-fed baby food at school when we hungered for steak... the bits of meat that you did let slip
through were pre-chewed and tasteless. We've been dominated by sadists, or ignored by the apathetic. The few that had something to teach found us will-
ing pupils, but those few are like drops of water in the desert."

Congrats I used to Work for MORRISSONS PLC , For a year when i was a student , i wont name the branch coz ill get sued by the bastards, I use to work on Grocery Isle , I had to fill CRISPS and POP , now crisps was OK coz there really light but use to rip easily, but POP was a nightmare they must be like 5000 bottles that need filling every fukin day esp sun mornin at 6am, they come on huge Pallets of 500 and way a TONNE , U Had to drag it out onto the shop floor and basically put POP on the shelfs for 8 hours a day , which sucked plus it was really hard labour , I think the customers were the worst , they use to complain every fukin min about 2 for 1 and theres No more POP on the selfs , I need some VIMTO Now ! , I use to take the piss like shaking bottles and stabbing them with my stanley knife in the warehouse and have lemonade fights in the warehouse, also play Coke grendade where you get 3 of your mates in a huddle and your throw a can over your heads and run for your life , no shit it proper explodes when hits the ground and it does get you !! , the managers where all cock suckers and you had to where a gay skanky blue apron , with a gay badge on !


Argghhhhh

Matt

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" You bet your ass we're all alike... we've been spoon-fed baby food at school when we hungered for steak... the bits of meat that you did let slip
through were pre-chewed and tasteless. We've been dominated by sadists, or ignored by the apathetic. The few that had something to teach found us will-
ing pupils, but those few are like drops of water in the desert."

Rozzer's a wanker... thats a job... right