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Originally posted by Shudder happens to me all the time when im on the plane. annoying as hell. especially when a hotass girl is sitting right next to you

I hate when people fart in closed spaces like airplanes. grr

not only are machines affecting global warming, we are!

which brings me to a new question...

Why does smelling your own fart feel more enjoyable than smelling someone else's fart??

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Originally posted by Spad Better to fart and smell then hold it and become a cripple.

Or fart and make someone a cripple

Oh man, check out it kids. After I ate Subway.....I felt some gas developing in my stomach, I was gonna hit the bathroom before the class but I just went to the class anyway. After like half an hour, I really had to fart (I knew it was gonna be a juicy one) and I ripped one out when the class was so quiet (class of 450+ people) People were smirkin, some laughing. People around me knew that I farted and I raised hand, my professor called on me and i said "EXCUSE ME" MAAAAAAAAAAAAAN, it was tight as F***!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It was a great feeling!

Steve

Farting is good. When I hold it I feel bad too... Feels like the fart gets pissed when it tries to come out again, it just gets harder and harder to hold it... Looks like it gathers strengh... hehehe... Dont you guys feel like that?

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Originally posted by kewlness which brings me to a new question... Why does smelling your own fart feel more enjoyable than smelling someone else's fart??

Good question!! I asked the same thing a couple weeks ago:
http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/...&threadid=83821

Don't you love trapping a solid thick fart under your blanket at the end of a saturday morning sleep-in? A well executed Dutch Oven provides an complete sense of peace and satisfaction.

Have you ever heard your mum fart? That's some funny shit.

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People! People!

You can smell this thread all the way from the Music Board. Lets close it huh!

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Originally posted by Illusion People! People! You can smell this thread all the way from the Music Board. Lets close it huh!

But it smells good!!

Like teryaki margerine mixed with chutney!

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i just inadvertently farted while reading this thread, and i swear to god, it smells so bad, i almost passed out

i vote against public farting. otherwise terrorists could simply eat beans and setup gas attacks anywhere they wanted to.

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OMG what a funny thread

Farts are the lord's funny joke on humans, and a good one at that.

If more people just farted, with out fear, the world would be a more peaceful place.

If you hold farts in, the gasses diffuse through your intestinal wall and form bubbles in your bloodstream. It's a condition similar to having The Bends. If a bubble finds it's way to your spine or your brain...your in trouble buddy...