My m8 shagged a bird on holiday that looked like Jade, But uglier. We got photos and shit

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Originally posted by decode We got photos and shit

Blackmail material I take it?

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yeh jsut think it has to come out of THAT gash, URGH! poor bastard

Aye what a sick picture, some wee pig type thing dribbling down its mars leg errgghhhhhh it will probably be in one of them sack things like them wilderbeasts come out of on the wildlife shows haha mind you she'll probably pick it up and eat it.

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Originally posted by Spin Doctor Blackmail material I take it?

u wouldnt belive

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Originally posted by Dj O'Callaghan Aye what a sick picture, some wee pig type thing dribbling down its mars leg errgghhhhhh it will probably be in one of them sack things like them wilderbeasts come out of on the wildlife shows haha mind you she'll probably pick it up and eat it.

that type of shit would put u off pork for life

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Dj O'Callaghan
'Aye but she's still fucking thick'.
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and still fucking ugly

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Originally posted by decode My m8 shagged a bird on holiday that looked like Jade, But uglier. We got photos and shit

Blackmail him with them

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"To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends; to appreciate beauty, to find the best in others; to leave the world a little better; whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition; to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is the meaning of success."

Ralph Waldo Emerson