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chuck "total gym norris" or bruce "wahh " lee
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chuck uses the total gym to perfection 9 34.62%
bruce lee is the green hornet 17 65.38%
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Master_Yoda
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Registered: Oct 2002
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Bruce Lee was the fittest man alive...

Well while he was alive.

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Tsunami One
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Registered: Apr 2002
Location: melbourne

thats right chuck did fight bruce lee... rumor has it he devised a weight training system after his infamous fight with lee. a little birdie told me bruce was so impressed with chuck he nicknamed him "total"..

interesting.


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OLi_A
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Registered: Nov 2001
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did they actually fight each other?
if so, how much did bruce beat chuck by?


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Audio Beverage
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Registered: Dec 2002
Location: Adelaide

Anyone making extra money by associating their name with a brilliantly usefull piece of gym equipment, such as the total gym, has instantaneously gained my sheer and utter respect.

also, chuck will promote his product on good morning australia, over a cup of coffee and biscuits with bert newton.

CANT WAIT!

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wow...tough decision, but in the end I just had to go with good ol' Chuck. He even has his own personal welcome message on his website. Oh! He is even giving free posters with every purchase of Total Gym! How can I resist?

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Chuck Norris
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wow...tough decision, but in the end I just had to go with good ol' Chuck. He even has his own personal welcome message on his website. Oh! He is even giving free posters with every purchase of Total Gym! How can I resist?


YAY another Chuck Norris fan! Werd to you brother


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YAY another Chuck Norris fan! Werd to you brother


If you send an email to Chuck and describe an experience that shows you're a good citizen, you could win an autographed poster of Chuck Norris! wow. an autographed Chuck poster...it would be a dream come true.

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Chuck Norris
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If you send an email to Chuck and describe an experience that shows you're a good citizen, you could win an autographed poster of Chuck Norris! wow. an autographed Chuck poster...it would be a dream come true.


Fuck the poster, i want a lock of hair from his mullet


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webmeister
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Registered: Mar 2002
Location: Sydney Australia

No Chuck Norris movie will ever top the brilliance of Santa Claus Conquers the Martians


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Tranceilvania
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Registered: May 2001
Location: In a doof

Bruce beat the shit out of Norris in that movie. I can't remember the name of that movie but I do remember the fight scene very well.

OK here we go!!: Bruce is in Italy. After whipping the Italian Mafia guys asses they decide to bring an American Champion against Bruce nnnninn.. They meet at Collesseum in Rome(althoug its a major tourist destination its awkwardly deserted. There is only a cat to witness the ferosity of the fight)
Chuck takes off his shirt and what we see is an extremely hairy chest and body (no bullshit, back in those days men didn't use wax, except Arnie) Anyways he makes the first attack but Bruce swifly dodges him. In the second attack Chuck manages to rip Bruce's shirt. Bruce takes of his damaged shirt and wipes his nose with his thumb finger (this thumb nose-wipeup is a trademark of Bruce. Many martialarts movie actors imitated that afterwards) and makes his first move and hits Chuck on the chest while managing to pick a handfull of body hair from Chuck!!!(Classic) And blows it in the air.. This frustrates Chuck and he attacks like a bat out of hell. But Bruce is not your ordinary Martial art master; whithin 5 seconds Chuck is lying dead on the ground after a Jet-Kune-Do trick performed by Bruce Lee which caused massive internal organ failure on Chuck...(this scene copied in a few fake Bruce Lee movies made after Bruce Lee's death. One of them was actually showing X-Ray image of the blow on Chuck Norris)

After the death of Chuck, Bruce feels sorry for him and he regrets the death of this minion of Bad Mafia guys and he moves on to save his uncles daughter causing further desruction and spoil on evil Territory of the Mafia..


I think this sums up the famous encounter of Walker the Texas Ranger and the Dragon Bruce Lee... I regret to say that to Texas Ranger fans he was no match for Bruce and he could not even hope to be one!!!!


Note: Bruce did not have any body hair nor he used any wax.................

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Chuck Norris
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Registered: Apr 2002
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Not much chest hair

http://www.onenet.com.hk/images/Bruce%20Lee%20&%20Chuck%20Norris%20Screen%20Saver%20sample%201%20300x179.jpg


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Tranceilvania
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i guess its the angle of the camera

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