this thread cursed me...

i just got a call at work for a free subscription for another piece of junk mail to throw out.

some guy called, and my friend told them, that he was going to commit suicide... talked to the sales person for like 30min... it was funny.

i was at my mothers eating dinner with my whole family. i got a telemarketer while we were eating and this is how the conversation went.

Telemarketer: Hi I'm calling with AT&T long distance, can i speak to mrs. kirby
Me: why do u want to talk to that cheating whore...she ran off with all my money and my best friend ... are your fuckiing her too ..ill find out who you are.
Telemarketer: Sir..i assure you this is just a sales call.
Me: Sure it is fuck face..i know who u are and i ever get my hands on you ill fucking kill u and that cheating whore.
Telemarketer: Sir..please calm
Me: dont tell me to calm down..ill rip your throat out.
Telemarketer: *click

my mother didnt think it was funny, but my 2 uncles almost pissed their pants...now i am not allowed to answer the phone in my mother house.

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they are so anoying, spes wen i had a call for a new contract fone, aperantly cos i only spend £10 a month on credit on pay as u go i can save money by paying £15 a month line rental with some contract, go figure

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Originally posted by kirbtastic i was at my mothers eating dinner with my whole family. i got a telemarketer while we were eating and this is how the conversation went. Telemarketer: Hi I'm calling with AT&T long distance, can i speak to mrs. kirby Me: why do u want to talk to that cheating whore...she ran off with all my money and my best friend ... are your fuckiing her too ..ill find out who you are. Telemarketer: Sir..i assure you this is just a sales call. Me: Sure it is fuck face..i know who u are and i ever get my hands on you ill fucking kill u and that cheating whore. Telemarketer: Sir..please calm Me: dont tell me to calm down..ill rip your throat out. Telemarketer: *click my mother didnt think it was funny, but my 2 uncles almost pissed their pants...now i am not allowed to answer the phone in my mother house.

hahahaha quality that quailty!

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Originally posted by Arbiter Here in the good old U.S.A., all you gotta do is tell them never to call back again, and if they do, you can sue them for harassment. Alternately just don't talk to them, as soon as you realize its a salesperson jsut hang up.

hehe yeah i usually just hang up, cuz they never get it the first time when u tell them NO. And if after a few NO's and they're still goin' on, I'll just fuck with their heads and hang up

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Originally posted by kirbtastic i was at my mothers eating dinner with my whole family. i got a telemarketer while we were eating and this is how the conversation went. Telemarketer: Hi I'm calling with AT&T long distance, can i speak to mrs. kirby Me: why do u want to talk to that cheating whore...she ran off with all my money and my best friend ... are your fuckiing her too ..ill find out who you are. Telemarketer: Sir..i assure you this is just a sales call. Me: Sure it is fuck face..i know who u are and i ever get my hands on you ill fucking kill u and that cheating whore. Telemarketer: Sir..please calm Me: dont tell me to calm down..ill rip your throat out. Telemarketer: *click my mother didnt think it was funny, but my 2 uncles almost pissed their pants...now i am not allowed to answer the phone in my mother house.

DUDE.... LOL!!!!

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Originally posted by Arbiter 1. Record the highest pitched sound your sound cards crappy midi synth can produce. About 15 seconds worth should be fine. 2. When a salesperson is on the phone, hold the phone up to the speaker, crank the volume up, and play your sound file. 3. They will delete you from their database. Merciless

And THAT is a great idea!!!! SO GOOD!!

actually the best one I ever did was in a supermarket

woman - Can I Sell you electricity, cheaper than you thought
?

Me - No ta, I save money by tapping into the neighbours supply

then walked off, the look on her face was priceless

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Originally posted by kirbtastic i was at my mothers eating dinner with my whole family. i got a telemarketer while we were eating and this is how the conversation went. Telemarketer: Hi I'm calling with AT&T long distance, can i speak to mrs. kirby Me: why do u want to talk to that cheating whore...she ran off with all my money and my best friend ... are your fuckiing her too ..ill find out who you are. Telemarketer: Sir..i assure you this is just a sales call. Me: Sure it is fuck face..i know who u are and i ever get my hands on you ill fucking kill u and that cheating whore. Telemarketer: Sir..please calm Me: dont tell me to calm down..ill rip your throat out. Telemarketer: *click my mother didnt think it was funny, but my 2 uncles almost pissed their pants...now i am not allowed to answer the phone in my mother house.

Me: Hello?
Telemarketer: Hi, I'm calling from the Toronto Star and..
Me: I don't like the Toronto Star, I like the Toronto Sun
Telemerketer: But I was just calling to let you know that we are offering free delivery for 3 months if..
Me: I can't even read, I just buy the sun so I can jerk off to the sunshine girl
Telemarketer: Pardon me?
Me: I SAID I CAN'T FUCKIN READ! DID I STUTTER?
Telemarketer: Oh...you're illiterate?
Me: YES! DO YOU MAKE FUN OF EVERYBODY WITH A HANDYCAP? DO U GO UP TO PEOPLE IN WHEELCHAIRS AND SAY "HAHA, U CAN'T WALK"?!?!?
Telemarketer: No, I just...
Me: (pretending to cry) You fucking bastard! when I find out where you live I'm..
Telemarketer: I'm terribly sorry sir *click*

Haha, they haven't called me since then.

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There payed on commision, and only have a certain list of people to call, thats what drives them to be soo fucking annoying.

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Originally posted by Essential1 Me: Hello? Telemarketer: Hi, I'm calling from the Toronto Star and.. Me: I don't like the Toronto Star, I like the Toronto Sun Telemerketer: But I was just calling to let you know that we are offering free delivery for 3 months if.. Me: I can't even read, I just buy the sun so I can jerk off to the sunshine girl Telemarketer: Pardon me? Me: I SAID I CAN'T FUCKIN READ! DID I STUTTER? Telemarketer: Oh...you're illiterate? Me: YES! DO YOU MAKE FUN OF EVERYBODY WITH A HANDYCAP? DO U GO UP TO PEOPLE IN WHEELCHAIRS AND SAY "HAHA, U CAN'T WALK"?!?!? Telemarketer: No, I just... Me: (pretending to cry) You fucking bastard! when I find out where you live I'm.. Telemarketer: I'm terribly sorry sir *click* Haha, they haven't called me since then.

HAHAHAHAHA thats freakin hilarious!!!!

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