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| quote: | Originally posted by halo20
Xena? |
No. ZEINA (Zay-Nah).
I went to primary school with her. She was from Trinidad. She was VERY large.
One day, during recess, I kicked her soccer ball all the way down the field. So, after kicking her ball, she goes to kick mine...
I jumped in the air to avoid the kick, but on the way back down she kicked again, and her foot connected squarley with my sac. Keep in mind she was wearing steel-tip boots of some sort. Anyway, I collapsed in a heap on the ground, and my friends eventually helped me up and walked me back to school. I was pretty ashamed about all this, so I tried my best to keep it to myself. I was a limping pre-pubescent bag of pure agony and misery. Anyway, I got home, and not wanting to talk about my balls with my mum, I kept silent. But then she reminded me that I had my first swimming lesson of the season that night, and I caved. I ended up going to the hospital, where a female doctor inspected my lil bag of nuts. I stayed home from school for the next week, with my legs elevated and ice on my pleasure pouch.
When my mum took me back to school, and together with the pricipal, we confronted Zeina, she had the 'balls' to deny the whole thing.
But how do you explain my left nut that was bruised purple for two weeks Zeina? How do you explain that?
That's right.
True story for real.
Just as TA Member PACO - he was there - he helped me to my feet right after my boys got punished.
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