do you *REALLY* want to get back at them? If so there are a couple of ways to do this. I think its best to permanently deface property they own though... just make it real clever.. for example if they have cars (especially nice ones).

take about 4 or 5 milk jugs that are 3/4 full or so (with the caps on loosely) and set them out where they will recieve direct sunlight for a good portion of the day (try to make it away from wherever you will be, it will stink*REALLY* bad after a couple of weeks). Let them sit for about oh... a month or so, until the suspension starts to seperate, it will clod up on the top like yogurt and the rest will be kind of a canola oil clear. It will reak like shit.. its horrible. Now transport these jugs to where your friend parks his car (if its in a garage wait till its dark and do it while hes at a friends i suppose.. be creative, *DONT* get caught :-P)... Pour it down the vents in the front of the car between the hood and the windshield, make sure you get it good. (alternatively you can just bust into the car and spray the shit everywhere, equally horrible.. although not as discrete and possibly messier). The car, in all seriousness is pretty much ruined, what you have done is poured 4 gallons of *rotten* (totally) milk into their ventillation system, the smell tends to adhere to every piece of fabric in the car after a very short amount of time, and unless you have like an iron nose, chances are it will make you want to vomit... Making the car, pretty much worthless (AFAIK its near impossible to clean out)... its a really not nice thing to do.. but id say it would get you 'even'... If you really want to get even with somebody just be creative.. there is absolutely *tons* of things you can do that will make somebodies life living hell for some time and are a rather minor inconvenience to you (provided you dont get busted)

*edit* ive never actually done that to a persons car, but umm.. ive accidently encountered problems with milk that old.. thats why im 'suggesting' it as a solution ;-)

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Originally posted by SuperFarStucker do you *REALLY* want to get back at them? If so there are a couple of ways to do this. I think its best to permanently deface property they own though... just make it real clever.. for example if they have cars (especially nice ones). take about 4 or 5 milk jugs that are 3/4 full or so (with the caps on loosely) and set them out where they will recieve direct sunlight for a good portion of the day (try to make it away from wherever you will be, it will stink*REALLY* bad after a couple of weeks). Let them sit for about oh... a month or so, until the suspension starts to seperate, it will clod up on the top like yogurt and the rest will be kind of a canola oil clear. It will reak like shit.. its horrible. Now transport these jugs to where your friend parks his car (if its in a garage wait till its dark and do it while hes at a friends i suppose.. be creative, *DONT* get caught :-P)... Pour it down the vents in the front of the car between the hood and the windshield, make sure you get it good. (alternatively you can just bust into the car and spray the shit everywhere, equally horrible.. although not as discrete and possibly messier). The car, in all seriousness is pretty much ruined, what you have done is poured 4 gallons of *rotten* (totally) milk into their ventillation system, the smell tends to adhere to every piece of fabric in the car after a very short amount of time, and unless you have like an iron nose, chances are it will make you want to vomit... Making the car, pretty much worthless (AFAIK its near impossible to clean out)... its a really not nice thing to do.. but id say it would get you 'even'... If you really want to get even with somebody just be creative.. there is absolutely *tons* of things you can do that will make somebodies life living hell for some time and are a rather minor inconvenience to you (provided you dont get busted) *edit* ive never actually done that to a persons car, but umm.. ive accidently encountered problems with milk that old.. thats why im 'suggesting' it as a solution ;-)

dude thats not nice AT ALL!

pour sugar into their car's gaz tanks --> the engine will be finished

put a potato or two in the exhaust of their cars.

take a good shit in the water reservoir of their toilet... it will stink for months before they discover where the smell is cominf from

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Have sex with all their girlfriends . then you'd be even.

hmm, you either need to calm down on the shots, or develop a serious tolerance...either way your 'friends' are douchebags.

one car revenge/prank/whatever i always thot would be cool, but never had a reason or means to do goes like this...(not smelly tho)

if they have a car thats not a complete piece of shit, ie it seals pretty well, you get a shitload of shaving cream cans...the foam id guess, and some liquid nitrogen. always have parental supervision when using lliquid nitrogen....ok maybe not, but dont freeze your dick off. weve all seen T2, and it doesnt work like that for humans. but put the cans in there, get em all nice n frozen, and then somehow, without burning yourself, crack those puppies open. get the frozen block of foam out and toss as many as you have/want into the sealed car. ideally, if the pressure was perfect, theyd stay that size due to airpressure in the car, even after theyre out of the can...in all actuality they prolly wouldnt, but just to see someone open up the door and 5 cans of foam expanding 500x their original size would be priceless.

again, its more trouble than its worth, but it would still be funny what with the big fóam explosion. oh and it could be some deeper metaphor for the jizz revenge, ie big foamy explosion.

im an idiot and i should be writing my paper. peas|

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Originally posted by SuperFarStucker do you *REALLY* want to get back at them? If so there are a couple of ways to do this. I think its best to permanently deface property they own though... just make it real clever.. for example if they have cars (especially nice ones). take about 4 or 5 milk jugs that are 3/4 full or so (with the caps on loosely) and set them out where they will recieve direct sunlight for a good portion of the day (try to make it away from wherever you will be, it will stink*REALLY* bad after a couple of weeks). Let them sit for about oh... a month or so, until the suspension starts to seperate, it will clod up on the top like yogurt and the rest will be kind of a canola oil clear. It will reak like shit.. its horrible. Now transport these jugs to where your friend parks his car (if its in a garage wait till its dark and do it while hes at a friends i suppose.. be creative, *DONT* get caught :-P)... Pour it down the vents in the front of the car between the hood and the windshield, make sure you get it good. (alternatively you can just bust into the car and spray the shit everywhere, equally horrible.. although not as discrete and possibly messier). The car, in all seriousness is pretty much ruined, what you have done is poured 4 gallons of *rotten* (totally) milk into their ventillation system, the smell tends to adhere to every piece of fabric in the car after a very short amount of time, and unless you have like an iron nose, chances are it will make you want to vomit... Making the car, pretty much worthless (AFAIK its near impossible to clean out)... its a really not nice thing to do.. but id say it would get you 'even'... If you really want to get even with somebody just be creative.. there is absolutely *tons* of things you can do that will make somebodies life living hell for some time and are a rather minor inconvenience to you (provided you dont get busted) *edit* ive never actually done that to a persons car, but umm.. ive accidently encountered problems with milk that old.. thats why im 'suggesting' it as a solution ;-)

Firstly, that a hideous and well deserved suggestion.

Secondly, 'friends' that jizz on your face aren't friends and maybe you need to reevalute your situation as to whether or not this 'friendship' is a reciprocal one.

haha thansk you guys
umm sorry but none of them have cars
and one of em has a gf and she is so fucking prude - shes goin out with him for almost a year (on tues.) and they havent gotten far at all.. its pathetic.

ummm
ive been thinking myself too hehe and i got some good ideas. i just need to see him again (lives 15 minutes away)

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Originally posted by ahlamalek take a good shit in the water reservoir of their toilet... it will stink for months before they discover where the smell is cominf from

AHAHAHAHAHA..."upper decking"

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Originally posted by biznology hmm, you either need to calm down on the shots, or develop a serious tolerance...either way your 'friends' are douchebags. one car revenge/prank/whatever i always thot would be cool, but never had a reason or means to do goes like this...(not smelly tho) if they have a car thats not a complete piece of shit, ie it seals pretty well, you get a shitload of shaving cream cans...the foam id guess, and some liquid nitrogen. always have parental supervision when using lliquid nitrogen....ok maybe not, but dont freeze your dick off. weve all seen T2, and it doesnt work like that for humans. but put the cans in there, get em all nice n frozen, and then somehow, without burning yourself, crack those puppies open. get the frozen block of foam out and toss as many as you have/want into the sealed car. ideally, if the pressure was perfect, theyd stay that size due to airpressure in the car, even after theyre out of the can...in all actuality they prolly wouldnt, but just to see someone open up the door and 5 cans of foam expanding 500x their original size would be priceless. again, its more trouble than its worth, but it would still be funny what with the big fóam explosion. oh and it could be some deeper metaphor for the jizz revenge, ie big foamy explosion. im an idiot and i should be writing my paper. peas|

HAHAHAHAHA, that is THE BEST thing EVER!!! omfg, that'd be so hilarious!!!

have you ever thought of doing a psychological attack - kidnapping one of them, tying him up, and making him listen to bad quality techno/gabber/etc. for like 5 hours in complete darkness? it might sound stupid, but you could go insane from that. or simply no techno, placing someone in complete darkness & complete silence for a few hours with nothing to do will drive the crap out of them

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This happened with a friend of mine...

they were all having a drinking party up @ the ski-resort, and one of the fat guys passed out. So they took a whole bunch of condoms, opened them up and shoved them in his underwear while he was out cold.

imagine waking up with condoms in your boxers you're so fucked up from last night and you'll just be thinking "oh no.."

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