I have no real luck with women either. But apparently they like me. (I get looks etc). How that could possibly happen and me not get much is beyond me. (It's the shy part of me but I'm getting over that more and more).

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Und ich tanz einfach weiter...

I smell something...



it smells like...


http://www.poddys.com/jokes/Cartoon...tmenarepigs.jpg

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http://www.myspace.com/SweetzCheryl34

Tip:
Never eat in an ethnic restaurant in which no people of that ethnicity are eating.

I was at a Christmas party at my friends house and his girlfriends older sister was in town for the holidays. She and i started talking and drinking, and drinking, and drinking... Anyway some time during the night she tells me "I gotta pee, can you help me to the bathroom?" And of course me being the perfect gentleman i helped her walk down the hall to the bathroom. We get to the door and she asks me come in with her. So now i'm like WTF? You want me to come in and talk to you while you take a piss? OKAY!! Needless to say we ended up getting it on a little in the bathroom, but didn't have sex. The next night we all met up: my friend, his girl, her sister and me. Went out for drinks, partied our asses off and all came back to my house. That night i got a piece, and oh how sweet it was! Tight sexy blonde honey The best part is i'm 21 and she is 26. I never had been with an older woman, and now i'm hooked

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could ya spare tre fitty?