I'll see you on the runway then , BOO!lander.

Do you want to see the real world of male modelling, the one they dont show on tv, or in magazines?

Dont do this derrick,

Listen to your friend billy zane, he's a cool dude, he's trying to help you out. --kicks in BT - Mad Skeelz

I heard some mad stories about this kid, man he's limber he's..

Put a cork in it Zane!.


GOOD LUCK DERRICK, KICK HANSELS ASS!!

Hansellout is about to have his hansellass handed to him on a platter, with french fried potatoes.

Monk.....gotta go monk!

Whys he sticking his hand down his pants?




Good job i wore underwear today.

Now we wanna clean walkoff, old-skool rules.

I deserve to die, i cant even beat hansuckass in a walk off.

Derrick, thats not true. I mean the guy had to miraculously pull his underwear out of his butt to beat you.

And all i had to do was turn left.

What do you mean

Im not an ambi-turner, its a problem i've had since i was a baby. I cant turn left.

Derrick, thats nothing to be ashamed of, I'm sure there are a lot of people out there who cant turn le........i mean there have got to be some people out there who can turn, turn.......turn...left.

Woah that was close! i thought some one was going to be reading our eugoogoly then!

We have to hide somewhere, where is the one place where no one will look for you?

ARGH HANSEL HANSEL HANSEL, Everywhere i go!

So i'm repelling down mt vesuvious when suddenly i slip, and i start to fall, and i mean im about to die. Hot bread ZI!

Just fallin, ARRRRRGHH AAAAAAAARRRGHH, I'll never forget the terror. When suddenly i remember...holy shit, Hansel, haven't you been smokin peyote for 6 straight days, and couldn't some of this maybe be in you mind...


and?

It was, i was totally fine...i've never even been to Mt Vesuvious.

Cool story Hansel
Thanks Oloff.



I think i'm fallin for Matilda Hansel.

Dude, i wasn't gonna say anything but it was like crazy energy flying back n forth between you guys it was like 'woah look out!'.

There was a moment last nite, when she was sandwiched between the two finnish dwarfs and the maori tribesman.

Oh yea

And i thought, wow, i could really spend the rest of my life with this woman!

hahaha

WHY DIDNT SOME ONE GET ME UP?

errr i think you mean thanks for the freak out session last night derrick and hansel.

Ehh earth to matilda..

its not like we actually saying that we are the earth calling you.

Hellooooo, Helllllloooo

We've only got 3 hours before the show and i still need a way to figure out the trigger!

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

This Is A School For Ants!!!!!



It has to be.........atleast........three...times...bigger!

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Needing a reason for being stuck in this seemingly demeaning whirlwind of ride with you

How are we supposed to teach the children if they can't even fit in the front door!!

The designers got your nuts in a vice, are offering 3 million plus 3% of every pair of underwear sold...what are you gonna do?

SCREW THEM, HOLD THEM UP FOR MORE!

Join now, cos at the Derrick Zoolander centre for kids who can't read good, and wanna learn how to do other stuff good too. We teach you there's more to life than being really really good looking, right kids?

are massive attack teaching at that school?