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I used to experience a similar thing everytime I went out drinking. I would go to bed and as I started to drift off, everyone who I had seen that night would be in my bedroom. My room would literally turn into a pub or nightclub. I used to get really embarassed that everyone could see me in my bed!!!!! Then after a few hours I'd realise there wasn't anyone there and I'd go to sleep. I even remember Jack Duckworth turning up one night, how fucked up is that!

I get exactly the same thing when i've been drinking. It so wierd cos even though you know your home alone in your bed you still can't sleep cos when you close your eyes your in bed in the middle of a party/pub whatever. Can be annoying but is actually quite funny come to think of it, sleeping in your bed in the middle of a pub

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Originally posted by Spad Funniest one: at gods when I was going through my inbox on my mobile. I spend about 30 mins rearranging/deleting txt's and even correcting names in the phonebook so they all had capital letters in the right places. Then I remembered I left my phone in the car and had actually been looking at my hand for the last half an hour

I found Teraz sitting under the GC speaker looking totally confused.. and out of nowhere blurts out.. "Wheres my till gone.. oh fuck! where's my till gone!!"

i once took a trip down to the 7 - 11 in the gorbals (glasgow) at ten a clock at night. now thats a scary trip.

last week i went to a party in my friends house and we started with a bong and about 10 mins after i had it i started looking at everyone and trying to concentrate on what they were sayin but all i could hear in my head was bla bla bla.then i went creeping behind the couch and started poking my head out the side and whispering to one of my friends asking him what the rest of them were sayin about me.was the first time i ever used a bong and it was scary as fuck.

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Originally posted by lesprock last week i went to a party in my friends house and we started with a bong and about 10 mins after i had it i started looking at everyone and trying to concentrate on what they were sayin but all i could hear in my head was bla bla bla.then i went creeping behind the couch and started poking my head out the side and whispering to one of my friends asking him what the rest of them were sayin about me.was the first time i ever used a bong and it was scary as fuck.

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Originally posted by burns When ive had a night out, the next day i can close my eyes and see like a movie of the night before. Its not what happend but is like in the eyes of some-one else. I can see people dancing and people even coming up talking to me, real good quality and its just like real life, sometimes its blury but sometimes its got about 3 colours and the people look soooo real. i cant hear sound in it but it's real weird. The first time i actually figured i could do this was on a bus after a night out and it was pretty scary although i kinda became addicted. I think its because of the lights that fuck with my head, although i can somethimes do it when i want and its not always after i have been out the night before. You should all try this actually, i have to really concentrate now but before i closed my eyes and it would happen straight away.

hey i can do that too.i cant see colours tho.i think its class the way i can see people that i know.sometimes i can see smoke when im awake aswell, not thick smoke but just light misty smoke.

when i was on holiday m eand my mates were blotto. we came back & all went to bed, but i couldnt sleep,so i was lying on my back and i imagined that all my mates were stood over me looking down wearing white doctors overcoats & chattering about me, and i tried to talk but i couldnt move my mouth, then i tried to move my arms & legs but i couldnt move them either & it was like they tied me down(my mates were actually in bed they didnt tie me down or put overcoats on). Then i hyperventilated & fainted & slept till the morning. I think theres a medical term for it, so its not really a trip, but scary nonetheless.

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Originally posted by goose_wh when i was on holiday m eand my mates were blotto. we came back & all went to bed, but i couldnt sleep,so i was lying on my back and i imagined that all my mates were stood over me looking down wearing white doctors overcoats & chattering about me, and i tried to talk but i couldnt move my mouth, then i tried to move my arms & legs but i couldnt move them either & it was like they tied me down(my mates were actually in bed they didnt tie me down or put overcoats on). Then i hyperventilated & fainted & slept till the morning. I think theres a medical term for it, so its not really a trip, but scary nonetheless.

That's an alian abduction mate....a case for the x-files!

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That's an alian abduction mate....a case for the x-files!

& i missed out on anal probes? Damn.