Why are women like prawns?
Co's there heads are full of shit but the pink bit tastes nice.

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Originally posted by unionjack Why are women like prawns? Co's there heads are full of shit but the pink bit tastes nice.

LOL

ill disagree with the heads... sum do have nice heads and give nice head! LMFAO

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