the 2nd page has the funniest one

If you see a nuclear explosion on the horizon, pull to the side of the road and wait for the blast to hit you.



rofl hahahaha

bleheehe

lmfao those were great

If your building collapses, give yourself a blowjob while waiting to be rescued.

LMAO....

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If your building collapses, give yourself a blowjob while waiting to be rescued.



LOL!!

Lol... had to make some up


If you see a Nuclear Explosion, drive in the direction of the blast.


Please check to make sure you're car's handbrake to see if it needs viagra to function properly.


Avoid using bridges, electricity, and signs.


Always wash your hands before using the telephone. Remember, the telephone handle must be absolutely clean before use.

LMAO

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