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Originally posted by trancEyes22 lol it'd be the same as when you took your first shit. did you think your insides were falling out???

"Girls don't poop." Everyone knows that.

That was a shirt I saw @ a thriftstore once. Damn, I should have bought it. Also I think I saw Gwen Steffani's band mate wearing it.

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Originally posted by Turbonium LOL, this reminds me... In grade 4, this kid told me that cavemen learned how to have sex when they dug up two skeletons embracing each other... I told the kid to stfu...

AHAHAHAHAAHAHAH "I told the kid to stfu"
fuck I love it! gold!

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Originally posted by Trazedict ...how people (cavemen and such) in the very very beggining might have acted when someone took the first shit in the history of the world? i wonder if they thought they were losing their insides or something. or maybe they didnt know wtf was going on and that they were supposed to let it out. or cutting there hair? how would they know if it would hurt or not? and all these first time in history things... maybe they learned by trial and error.

I guess that would be true for a lot of cases. Trial and error would be the only way for them to learn.

For example, when they discovered fire they probably thought "OK... What's this? Can I eat it?" OOOWWWWW!!! "run away! run away!!!"

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I always love to imagine what it would be like if I travalled in time and show up at stone age, fully equipped with everything the average westerner middle class youth possesses today. They'd be blown away to such a huge extent...i think they'd just die of amazement and shock!

Just take the cell phone! It involves soo much invenetions and developments which would have followed throughout the next ten thousands of years: communication, satellite technology, plastic, glass, lcd screens, chips, language, entertainment (games= Snake 2 baby!!)
OMFG! I know i'd just faint if i were a cave guy

It would be awesome, Id show them how guys can smell good by using deodorant, i'd distribute t-shirts, jeans and sports shoes, play soccer with them but above all: Organzie the biggest baddest motherfucking greatest open air trance party in one of those caves or villages. Imagine how history would have devloped, had the early homo spaiens encountered the beauty of trance

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Originally posted by DJ El Kay Dee have u ever wondered how the hell caveman thought of pickin up a sharp object to kill his prey...

you gotta watch the intro to 2001: a space odyssey

what if a mime went back in time, would the cavemen be blown away by his stuck-in-a-glass-box act?

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Originally posted by sash you gotta watch the intro to 2001: a space odyssey what if a mime went back in time, would the cavemen be blown away by his stuck-in-a-glass-box act?

Nah... Coz they wouldn't know what glass is. So they would just think the guy's a complete fool...

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Originally posted by DJ Fundamental Nah... Coz they wouldn't know what glass is. So they would just think the guy's a complete fool...

oh yeah, i didnt think of that

what if i showed them a porn dvd or something, the ones where you can switch angles and stuff

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Originally posted by sash oh yeah, i didnt think of that what if i showed them a porn dvd or something, the ones where you can switch angles and stuff

sure and then they get scared cus their insides are coming out in a brand new way

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Originally posted by DaveSaenz "Girls don't poop." Everyone knows that.

hahah this so reminds me of kevin and perry go large:

"candice and gemma, do not poo!"

this thread is funny

it'd be cool if someone travelled back from 12,000 AD to now and brought some sweet technology, it'd be even more amazing

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Originally posted by vito this thread is funny it'd be cool if someone travelled back from 12,000 AD to now and brought some sweet technology, it'd be even more amazing

the way things are goin, who knows if civilization will exist in 12000 AD

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