Originally posted by trancEyes22
decibel- you rock!!! i have been telling this joke for years, and people love it. corny jokes are the funniest anyway!
thanks. i knew someone could appreciate the joke. i heard it yesterday for the first time and i laughed when i got it, so i figured id pass it along.
Mar-31-2003 21:11
SportTrance
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Location: TX TA #4
lol
man, thats one of those simple, extremely cheesy (no pun) jokes, that go with liquor like ice.
Mar-31-2003 23:51
Muff2K
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here's one more
Q: where do pencils come from
A: pennsylvania
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Apr-01-2003 00:11
RedLunatik
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quote:
Originally posted by Muff2K
here's one more
Q: where do pencils come from
A: pennsylvania
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Q: What do you get if you cross a Sheep & a Kangeroo ?
A: A wooly jumper !
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Apr-01-2003 20:34
Prototrance
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Registered: Mar 2002
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Re: what do you call cheese that's not yours ?
quote:
Originally posted by decibel08
nacho cheese !
(say it out loud if you don't get it)
(maybe try a ghetto accent if it still isn't workin for ya)
EXTREMELY old joke, but good
Here are some of my favorite stupid jokes:-
why did the little girl fall off the swing?
because she had no arms
where do you find a no-legged dog?
exactly where you left it
why did the suicidal man cross the road?
He missed all the cars
why did the bird fall out the tree?
it was dead
why did the second bird fall out the tree?
it was stapled to the 1st one
why did the third bird fall out of the tree?
it thought it was a game.
enjoy!
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Apr-02-2003 02:09
cap
Anything goes...
Registered: Dec 2002
Location: Toronto, Canada
Re: Re: what do you call cheese that's not yours ?
quote:
Originally posted by Prototrance
EXTREMELY old joke, but good
Here are some of my favorite stupid jokes:-
why did the little girl fall off the swing?
because she had no arms
where do you find a no-legged dog?
exactly where you left it
why did the suicidal man cross the road?
He missed all the cars
why did the bird fall out the tree?
it was dead
why did the second bird fall out the tree?
it was stapled to the 1st one
why did the third bird fall out of the tree?
it thought it was a game.
enjoy!
those jokes are enough to drive someone to suicide
Apr-02-2003 02:36
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Location: mississauga, ontario
what direction is a sneeze pointed?
ACHOOOOO! =P
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Apr-02-2003 02:49
Prototrance
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Registered: Mar 2002
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Re: Re: Re: what do you call cheese that's not yours ?
quote:
Originally posted by cap
those jokes are enough to drive someone to suicide
This humour has a specific audience!!!!!! And I'm well within it.
P.S - Cap, give suicide a try. You might A)like it. and you will definately b) do us all a favour.
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Apr-02-2003 02:52
Trancealot
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Re: Re: Re: Re: what do you call cheese that's not yours ?
quote:
Originally posted by Prototrance
This humour has a specific audience!!!!!! And I'm well within it.
P.S - Cap, give suicide a try. You might A)like it. and you will definately b) do us all a favour.
your one of a kind. You know that. Thank god almighty there not 2
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Apr-02-2003 05:53
Magimaster
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Location: Vancouver
What's brown and sticky?
A stick!
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
Where's my tractor?!
What's green, has 4 legs, and if it fell off a tree onto you you would most likely die?
A pool table!
Corny jokes 4 life!
I had some other even more cornier ones, but they had a little bit of mild racism in them so I'll decline for now.
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Apr-02-2003 05:59
Prototrance
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Registered: Mar 2002
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: what do you call cheese that's not yours ?
quote:
Originally posted by Trancealot
your one of a kind. You know that. Thank god almighty there not 2
I get told that a lot
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