Take full credit! School is boring... any comic relief is good.

Then use it as an excuse to get the fuck out of class... 'Sorry teach, more commin.... I'm gonna hit the head.'

Cheers,
Fats

good idea

when i was in high school i did one of two things:

A: let it loose quietly and then wait 20 seconds and then get up and quietly ask the teacher if i could use the bathroom.... this way the kids wouldn't smell it for another 60 seconds after i left and by the time i got back (after walking around) they would have already blamed it on some one.... OR

B: let it loose quietly and put some one else on the spot by starting a scene... like some chick sitting next to you... thats fun in class.....

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Originally posted by butterfly i was speaking to my ex bf last night an he told me that on two ocasions i farted in my sleep. i was horrfied to find that out! but i guess there is nothing i cna do about it...

hahaha! imagine that happening while taking the bus or some public transportation..

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Originally posted by SAGE2635 hahaha! imagine that happening while taking the bus or some public transportation..

i'd rather it be with strangers than my bf!

< at a camp about a month ago> we were all lying in bed reflecting on the day with our teachers/counsolers and some kid get up to ues the shit can. everyone was in bed and i was about to hit the sack when he starts coughing in the bathroom sooo loudly, everyone ignored it but i couldnt help thinking that he was belimic or somthing and he was trying to throw up the camp food. Then i realized a farting noise after the coughs and it occured to me he was trying to cover up for his obcenitys. it was funny cuz he kept at it for about 5 minutes and after awhile he just gave up with the coughing and it was relaly funny and nobody laughed until one of the teachers who had had enough and wanted to sleep went over there and knocked on the door and told him to "keep it down in there". funny shit... and then he came out and he wasent embarrased at all.in fact he wanted to share about his day and then the same teacher told him to keep it down this time the teacher was alittle more pissed so we all went to bed and he forgot to turn on the fan.

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me too:P
We were on vacation and we were 3 kids in a room.Me, my sister and a friend. My sister had got to sleep and we were just playing scramble. well, not exactly:PWe just didn't want to sleep. Suddenly, one of the 2 farted. About after an hour, we were still farting. I have no idea what we had eaten. Since my sister was sleeping, she hadn't understood anything:PTaking advantage of the fact that she was asleep, I farted on her face and saw her doing something like breathing air out of her nose to make the stench go away Ofcourse, both me and my friend were laughing our asses off:P:P
Last year, while on vacation(again) with a cousin of mine who farts like 24/7(I always tell him it's an awful habit), we got in need of farting. And we had a bottle of water near. So, we farted into the bottle for 10 times and had replaced the cap. the stench was UNREAL! So, another brilliant Idea crossed our minds. Let's light up! So we get a lighter and from safety distance we light it up:P It was like a flamethrower
LAst year again, on another vacation during the summer, we were 3 persons in a room. Me and 2 friends of mine. The Other 2 were in another room,next to our room. So, one of the friends of mine farts quitly and then starts laughing. We're like..what the hell are you laughing for? And goes..hey..smell for yourselves and blows with his hands the stench towards us. As soon as we get the idea we start yelling at him, so he lies down again and we try toget over it. Then the guy next to me farts. The one that farted first was laughing his ass off and giving ratings for the stench After a while, I realised it was my turn and farted as well. Both guys went like "Congratulations! You SMELL! I give it a 10" Then at random times all 3 of us farted. The rest of the guys who were in the next room got that smell and noise and came in the room to check what was going on just to instantly turn around and leave

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Damn, talking about farts, my roommate's like 90% of the earth's natural gas producer. It's like a concentration camp in here

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Originally posted by ahlamalek cough so hard to hide the fart noise

blame it on the kid behind me... happened once in fifth grade

Grin n Bear it!