I haven't laughed as hard as I did @ the second post in a long time. That was fucking hilarious.

Bloodninja:Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven
DirtyKate:Oooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby
Bloodninja:So you're still in the bathroom?
DirtyKate:Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.
Bloodninja:I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
DirtyKate:What the f**k?
DirtyKate:You perverted piece of s**t
DirtyKate:F**k


LMFAO

Hillarious! Especially that 200lb guy! That girl didn't give up no matter what...

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it's not easy at all to make me laugh loud in front of a computer while alone.. but these ones LOL

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sempre contra a corrente do jogo

HAHAHA!!!!!!!! OMFG!!! THAT SOME FUNNY SHIT RIGHT HERE!!!!
MORE! MORE! MORE!!!!

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lol

dude..
you are the GREATEST!!!!!!!

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http://cargocollective.com/kim

lmfao @ the pizza one.....

GIVE US MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE. I was getting mental pictures out the ass, you should be a writer or something. Or one of those porn story writers in Penthouse. Keep up the good cybersex.

peace,

Steve

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Looking Forward to Yesterday

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Bloodninja:I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....

LMAO!

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omg, this is like.... ROFLMFAOPMSLOFLOL

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I put on my robe and wizard hat...

I'll have to remember that one next time i cybersex

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quote:

Originally posted by UWM Bloodninja:I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....

this brings back some fond memories

hAHAHA ahh shit...i am crying from laughter..hahah..ah crappp

lol... who knew u can do stuff like that with normal everyday products! roflmfao...too much dirtyness(sp) for a day!

*bump*

I was just sitting at work today and remembered this thread. It's too fucking funny not to read it.

So, if you haven't, DO IT NOW!

Just f'in