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Originally posted by emander So what is an acceptable post in this delerium pray tell UWM? You slam everbody for moving on....

You know what's not acceptable? Posting pictures of exploding diarrhea after you've already been warned. You know what else isn't? Fucking bugging me all the time about it.

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Originally posted by UWM You know what's not acceptable? Posting pictures of exploding diarrhea after you've already been warned. You know what else isn't? Fucking bugging me all the time about it.

Ha Ha. So we're back to the exploding diarrehea pic now, huh? You have allowed full frontal nudity and far worse discretions in the interim with no repercussions to the posters. For instance, on this post, we have a pic of a hard dick on a stuffed animal and you allow it. I posted over 1,500 times before you banned me. 1,499 were apparently acceptable. You have to take that into consideration. Please quit berating me, and just put the Smokeape back online. Everything solved. He'll be a real nice guy and won't warrant any future wrath.

Are you dense?! I can't unban. How many times do I have to explain that to you?

And, honestly, you don't see the difference between a plush animal with a boner and pic of some guy shooting diarrhea 15 feet from his ass? Give me a break. Here's a kleenex.

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Originally posted by emander Ha Ha. So we're back to the exploding diarrehea pic now, huh? You have allowed full frontal nudity and far worse discretions in the interim with no repercussions to the posters. For instance, on this post, we have a pic of a hard dick on a stuffed animal and you allow it. I posted over 1,500 times before you banned me. 1,499 were apparently acceptable. You have to take that into consideration. Please quit berating me, and just put the Smokeape back online. Everything solved. He'll be a real nice guy and won't warrant any future wrath.

you really are wasting your time...like he said....only swamper can reinstate people he can't...

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Originally posted by emander Ha Ha. So we're back to the exploding diarrehea pic now, huh? You have allowed full frontal nudity and far worse discretions in the interim with no repercussions to the posters. For instance, on this post, we have a pic of a hard dick on a stuffed animal and you allow it. I posted over 1,500 times before you banned me. 1,499 were apparently acceptable. You have to take that into consideration. Please quit berating me, and just put the Smokeape back online. Everything solved. He'll be a real nice guy and won't warrant any future wrath.

they showed a similar thing on Chappelle's Show at 10:30pm.


on network tv.





and TA is far more hardcore than TA.



werd.

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Originally posted by ShadoWolf they showed a similar thing on Chappelle's Show at 10:30pm. on network tv. and TA is far more hardcore than TA. werd.

I don't make the rules.

What's up with a mod on a forum that can ban but cannot reinstate and seems to have no influence in reinstating? Let me be a mod to ban at random and let the TAs suffer...

Creating new users to get around a ban is against the rules.

Now this one is banned too.

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Originally posted by Floorfiller you can never delete the images in our heads muhahahahahaha but maybe we should tone it down a bit i can't believe i just said that

Neither can I! Quiet the voices in your head!

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Originally posted by Slylee anyone ever try squishing?? or something like that, i can't remember the exact term. saw it on Real Sex. people have these big parties where they bake huge cakes full of frosting and goodies, and then they sit ont them! naked...

How did I miss this thread? What the fuck was I thinking?


*sigh*

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Originally posted by EyesOfExtasy Has anyone tried that KY warming liquid yet? I saw a commercial and ordered a free sample on the web....I am still waiting for it to come.

NO NO NO NO whatever you do, do not use anywhere near your girly anatomies... NOOO it buuurns and it burns in other places too if you catch my drift... ugh ugh ugh it HURTS only use for hand jobs!

Wow... so many different topics all in one thread to cover.

If you clean well, you will taste/smell well. Ex BF said I was very tasty, and I smelt like "Theresa hormones"?

Douches are bad mmmmmkay? LOL!
Toys are good especially handcuffs!

Never done anal, never will.

My biggest fantasy (k, don't make fun,) is to have a sexay cop pull me over, handcuff me, and have his way with me Or a hot professor. I like the authoratative figures... mmmmmm.

Anyways!

Sex is better without a condom. Never used a dental dam, but loooooove oral. Cold tounge (ice) ; depending on my mood = very good! Used a mint condom once, and left the cold feeling inside, but when he came back in, and it got warm....

Adding fruits and other stuff to the mix is fun, but I am always worried that some will get inside and cause an infection
Strawberries and whipped cream, unoriginal, but oh so good

Weird places:

>At work in the bathroom
>At work when I used to work at an Auto Bodyshop, backseat of someones car that was being fixed
>Behind a school
>Lots of hotels
>Backseat of a car that was being driven by a friend... yea, the rear view mirror was NOT pointing down at the seat afterwards
>BF's parents room
>Hottub/Pool
>Some guys Grandma's room "Something bad's going on in Grandma's room!"
>In the shower

I wanted to get crazier and do it at city hall, or just against a tree or something LOL! But he was too afraid of getting caught. I sooooo want to try outside in the rain on a hot summers night.

Yea, so ummm... K.

I need to go get some action